Shaney 🏴‍☠️🖤 Crew4Life

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

The world: a hateful fascist shit show

Gay pirates: "Our spirit will last throughout your entire fucking empire, because... we’re good."

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

Their snoring is loudest at different times of day. Ed's is as the sun is waking up, as if aiming to get the first word in before he's conscious enough to realize it. Stede's been awake for an hour already, delaying the day in the rumble of his husband's honks and heartbeat. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

This was exactly what I needed today.

3, 5, and 7. All for different things, bb. 🖊️

Two evenings in a row without AO3. I’m tired of receiving the toughest battles.

Omg I’m so jealous

Still

a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet ALT: a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet

Just a shout out to all the podficcers that keep us fed when AO3 is down and company when I'm on long drives/walks.

check on your friends, you never know what they’re going through 💔 (ao3 went down on a sunday)

ao3 error message, you have found me in a very reading about ed getting his back blown out time in my life

Happy Birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳🫶

Hey. Hey, I love you, pirate pals. 🧡🏴‍☠️

I was literally just thinking of this complete work of art during my yoga class today. No idea why. Love how that works.

Post old memes to confuse young people

Jazz brunch at court of two Sisters is always my fave.

I’m so glad you are doing NOLA right.

So jelly! Be careful of the coffee! Piping hot! Will impair your ability to appreciate the beignets. 😂

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Con O'Neill at a panel with a microphone

Conito bonito of the day... day 400

400!!!!!

As a Nola frequenter, this is 💯 accurate. You will come back different. lol

We all will baby. It’s okay. They live forever in the story.

Avast Crew! An all new baking class and this time it’s a Rizzy special🏴‍☠️ Join us as we bake Con’s all-time favorite, my classic cheesecake👨🏾‍🍳 That’s right we’re baking it together, in person. So, yeah, brace yourselves…. And all for a good cause!❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Super impressive. Nice work.

Strong work

James Van Der Beek saying "It wasn't Pacey, Jen and Joey's Creek"

RIP James Van Der Beek, whose greatest role was, of course, himself. Not for him the cheeky cameo: on Don't Trust The B---- In Apartment 23" the man turned self-ridicule into a full-time occupation, and did so magnificently.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor