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Matt Greene

@arealmattgreene.bsky.social

Van Occupanther Party Liaison. New novel, THE DEFINITIONS, coming 2025 with Dead Ink / Henry Holt https://linktr.ee/arealmattgreene

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Rodeo instructor (alarmed, sympathetic): Is this your first rodeo?

11.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big Thief: β€˜We want to take the shame out of sex. It’s been trashed in our culture’ The alt-folk band say their latest album is 'a record about everything': birth and death, grief, love and longing – and reclaiming the gentler side of lovemaking

I sat down with my favourite writer, and her band. We talked about love and language and healing and sex. inews.co.uk/culture/musi...

11.08.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Flossing each day is a pain but if you didn't think how much blood you'd be leaving between your teeth

08.08.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely nothing UK Airbnb hosts love more than claiming their home is undiscoverable by satnav. No Sue, it's 17 Church Street, you're not Osama Bin Laden

04.08.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds brilliant, thanks for the tip-off

04.08.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent most of the last three hours watching the eight-year-old read Holes by Louis Sachar and I can't remember a better three hours

03.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Book extract: β€œOne must not wait until the struggle for freedom is called treason. You have to crush the snowball as it rolls: nobody can stop the avalanche.”

Book extract: β€œOne must not wait until the struggle for freedom is called treason. You have to crush the snowball as it rolls: nobody can stop the avalanche.”

The Nazi bar story, and β€œdo not comply in advance”, combined in two sentences by Erich β€˜Emil and the Detectives’ KΓ€stner

03.08.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terribly sad to hear of the death of Allan Ahlberg, one of the greatest writers for children of our age; I grew up with Burglar Bill, Funnybones, Cops and Robbers, Happy Families and so many more; as a parent I have discovered what a joy they are to read, even when requested night after night.

31.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

Happy birthday, my man x

01.08.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For effort alone this deserves more

31.07.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's exclusively European-based at the moment, but are you familiar with the writers football league? I imagine it would be even harder to fund a team in the US for a cultural exchange and some soft diplomacy than it is here in the UK, but thought I should mention

31.07.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe let them ruminate was #21

30.07.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually have a great time-saving tip related to these. The night before a big trip I like to prepare a selection of healthy snacks and then throw them straight in the bin.

30.07.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! A classic of the genre. Honestly, I'm just annoyed at myself for clicking on it

30.07.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Phoebe, let me ask you, have you ever considered a career writing for a national paper?

30.07.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of these being "put suncream on them" is making me want to strangle someone

30.07.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Many Jewish staff in Scottish universities reject IHRA definition of antisemitism | Letter Letter: Prof Philip Wadler responds to an article about Edinburgh University reviewing its adoption of the IHRA definition

'In fact, many Jewish staff...across Scotland reject the IHRA definition, and we have come together as the Scottish Universities Jewish Staff Network. We oppose the genocide committed by Israel against Palestine and wish to do so without – as the IHRA would imply – being labelled antisemites.'

30.07.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ha! Well, you may say that; I couldn't possibly...

29.07.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely think we need a literary prize for novelists who on top of their other jobs are also primary caregivers. Β£20k no questions asked to anyone who finishes a draft. We're a week into the summer holidays and I haven't had time to treat my athlete's foot.

29.07.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently you can preorder The Definitions with a healthy 25% discount from the link below but I don't want to tell you how to live your lives

29.07.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean this in a non-conceited, excluding the one I wrote kind of way: this is a really cool looking selection

28.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I quite often think that no art of the last century better captured the character of a nation than Down The Line captured whatever the hell you'd call this www.instagram.com/reel/DMk7J-q...

28.07.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Gazan who has survived this far is a miracle, please help if you can.

27.07.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how much a flock of pigeons displaced by a toddler sounds like a deck of cards being shuffled, so that when they reappear on the branch of a nearby tree they look like they've been dealt out.

27.07.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the venue for this but the man who taught me my bar mitzvah died last night. He was the kindest, sweetest man, and I thought about him every time I heard a Scouse accent. We don't really say RIP because he's not resting but his memory will be a blessing.

27.07.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, you won't read about it in the MSM but loved Basden hitting the Drogba celebration during the cricket scene

26.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah thanks so much for the heads-up. Now it's on the calendar. Love his/your work with Fridge too. All best

26.07.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Key's best performance since All Bar Luke

26.07.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't need to be any more infuriated by his tastes than I am already

26.07.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it today and was so delighted to be reminded of his work. That album has not aged a day

26.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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