Dante The K9

Watching Beyonce's audition tape for Dreamgirls, and there's a super uncanny moment at 1:49 into the video where she basically morphs into Diana Ross. And does that jaw drop, closed eyes, looking up thing and you could swear you're looking at the real deal for a second.

My D&D players met a new NPC:

1930s subway signs trying to remind travellers to be considerate.
The more things change, the more they stay the same!

I prefer the term 'space hog' to manspreader, it's less gender specific.
1930s were woke ;)

MILAN CORTINA CROSS-COUNTRY TEAM SPRINT DOGGO ITALIANO GOLD

Dude, no. Just stop.

There are SO MANY completely normal f---ing Dems, liberals, left-wing people, WHATEVER in the world you can support and hang out with - you *don't* have to keep getting tricked by literal neo-nazis just because you've decided a handful of issues/catchphrases shut your brain off

Thinking about how the military primarily recruits from military families - and how...weird and culty that feels.

Anyway, there's a quote from a marine that comes to mind whenever anyone talks about "operation iraqi freedom"

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

Something that's been on my mind.

Is the phenomenon of a so-called Mid-Life Crisis a uniquely boomer thing? It feels so much like that combination of thanatophobia and denial that that generation (and those in power regardless of demographic) are infamous for.

So much of the millennial adult experience is parenting your boomer parents and teaching them how to emotionally regulate and communicate because they never learned it themselves, and now you're stuck with that shit.

They, the luckiest generation, plundered the childhoods and future of us, the unluckiest generation, in order to keep their delusions of immortality and timelessness going on a little while longer.

So anyways, going back to my original point, I think the entire premise of a mid-life crisis is artificially seen as universal when in truth is a unique product of boomer psychology, and it manifests in more subtle ways then media would show (such as eviscerating their children's lives).

science priest lays hands on xbox

science priests laid hands on every xbox

i already called my shot on ossoff a few months ago but i’ll go for a stretch pick: spanberger as veep. woke 2 comes out of the south, led by a jewish guy and a cia operative. it would drive the online right maximally insane and is in keeping with this show’s lazy writers room

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

...I can hear this.

< YOU WILL POAST/DELETE >

Sorry to focus on these assholes, this’ll be the last one - but “gay theater kids larping” basically describes most of Star Trek… hell most of sci-fi television before the streaming era.

I’m growing increasingly worried that these Alexa+ commercials are made by Amazon workers being held hostage by Alexa+

The ability to convince the downtrodden and the desperate Thats Hes the answer has always been his deadliest weapon

Hail cobra please don‘t hurt me hail cobra please don‘t hurt me Hail cobra please don‘t hurt me hail cobra please don‘t hurt me Hail cobra please don‘t hurt me hail cobra please don‘t hurt me Hail cobra please don‘t hurt me hail cobra please don‘t hurt me Hail cobra please don‘t Hurt me hail cobra

He’s chained up, he’s been tortured and entirely through the power of his words he is in complete control.

That’s why Cobra Commander is always a threat

Thats right torch.

Gi Joe loses something when it refuses to get a little silly

We really are getting kinda the best parts of all previous cobra commanders in this one

Okay so the dreadnoks are just straight out of deliverance. Neat im not terrified at all

This won’t end well

Okay im really feeling that ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world here

It really is fun having Duke as kind of a heroic antagonist

YO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

They cast Christopher eccleston as this dude and totally wasted him