Fr. J. D. Underhill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Get the gum shield fella on to tear some heads off

Lad it’s like our players have been told they’ll die if they go within 2m of the ball in the box my heads absolutely fucking chocker at this

Had to turn it off me I’m getting far too stressed 🤣

Shite this

Shadow boxing in the living room trying not to open a bottle of brandy because of this referee

Good morning, fuck ISIS 🇻🇦🤝🇸🇾

And people try to tell you God does not exist

Iconic moments

Hahaha scruffy muzzy getting it.

Is updating to iOS 18 even worth it? Me blower keeps pestering me to update

Has there ever been a Portuguese footballer who didn’t look like he reeks of garlic and sweat?

The train home

If you wake up early enough, you get to see the giant Yoj sign illuminated near my house 😍🎄

Didn’t happen 3/1

Be Jack Grealish in 19/20

What’s worrying me here is that we’re not about 4 ahead. I can just see that yakubian ape of a number 9 they have registering a single shot and with that a goal.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

1️⃣1️⃣5️⃣

Be playing bastard Donny Rovers or something and their second choice keeper will embody the spirit of Lev Yashin for 90 minutes

Just said that to me dad ahahahahahahaha as soon as a team goes with their second keeper they turn into bastard Southall against us

Spoke too soon I’m back on there

Cat tha

Of all the things I used to say on there “hang him” is what gets me done ffs 😭😭

I know I was deleting the app for a month but it looks like it’s the end of an era altogether 🤣

Eight pints of Guinness and a stripe
Eight pints of Guinness and a stripe

RAMMER OF THE DAY

This could be your Thursday morning with an E in Psychology from Birkenhead Sixth Form College