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it’s ok if you are not sober! but it’s hard to be sober on a holiday when you know you know 🫶

shout out to my sober homies tonight! i see you!! 🥰 you are doing great.

saw a full ass advertisement for rivals today

marvel when your game is so bad your ads are just girl butt click to goon 😒

everyone gets a pair of stripped socks, a denim jacket with no sleeves, and a cat

i get it, klarna and affirm’s sweet whispers of making my sephora haul feel free is always tempting me!!

but then you get 40k of cc debt 🥺

be strong!

child no 🥺

i kept debating between queen/king and decides queeking would make no sense here

save the planet monarch

Mulch gang for life text over fluffy dogs on a pink background with sparkles

was anyone else here for mulchgang/soilpilled/sisters of the loam? i fear i dreamed this shit

YouTube video by DavidUnderscore I love mulch

are you mulch maxing?

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bitches just want a vegetable :(

PAY IN 4 IS A SCAM, it is DEBT please do not go into debt for uber eats

blaze it, but only in my mind

google ai says poverty is a state of mind im GONNA F—-

being broke is not the same thing as poverty

reddit’s god awful r/povertyfinance popped up like uwu if you just cook your own food you won’t be poor any more loser, financial illiteracy is the root of poverty uwua

pee ur pants losers!!!

i am SO confused on that bayleaf being tiny and this pokemon being huge?? 🥺

man at work saying faggot at full volume twice

i had the worst morning and I didn’t even lose my shit once
- woke up late
- shower curtain wasn’t up
- had to redo my makeup
- forgot my glasses
- phone internet didn’t work
- no map
- took a wrong turn
- 1.5hr commute became 3 hrs
- late
- hungry

my middle school ex-gf from deviantart came to my college graduation from hundreds of miles away

she was the axel to my roxas uwu

i wash down my meds with dr. Pepper because baby i need all the professional help i can get

have a meme i stole from my favorite subreddit r/bipolarmemes

where my gorls at that role-played kingdom hearts slash with their friends on deviantart in 2008

where are you

thinking about when i experimented with gender by playing male characters in online games

but also im old and she/they/he girlhusband married to a he/they/cryptid malewife so who knows tbh

you look this person in the eyes every morning for years but they change pronouns and suddenly you don’t love them any more? i could never, it just sounds so short sighted and awful

fair weather lovers idk man

the idea of breaking up with your long term partner who transitions is unbelievable behavior imo

loveee vampire survivors 🫶

a man called me “girl” today

preach! none of this uwu just a baby girl how could she possibly know aaaaaaaaa

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