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14.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@soimlikeword.bsky.social
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Bird said
14.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Boy band members trying a new hairspray be like
14.10.2025 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0thinking about how buckwheat evolved from an inedible weed that grew alongside wheat, but humans rooted them because they wanted wheat, so they slowly got better at disguising themselves as wheat, and the things that made them wheatlike also made them edible, and now we have buckwheat
14.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 66 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2Good morning, Asia. This was our most read story while you were sleeping.
Indonesia starts talks on high-speed rail project's debt with China
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Unclench your jaw.
Relax your brow.
Go get a drink of water.
See if you've taken your meds
Eat something.
Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.
Because you do.
You're a wonderful person.
And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
You don’t need to give the president credit for things that happened in spite of him.
14.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 45 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Watch season 2 of bake squad. It’s insane the skill they have
14.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right. But a lot of the world uses the 24 hour clock. Thats why I said “potential” 🫶🏾
14.10.2025 11:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I absolutely hate it. Then I have to go through the last scene again just to catch the credits. Like let me set if I want to let them run or shrink them. The assumption that nobody wants to watch them pisses me off
14.10.2025 11:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can one of the unions do something about all the streamers shrinking the screen super fast after a show ends so you can’t read any of the credits
14.10.2025 08:44 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0A black and white image of Michael Jordan with the caption “fuck them kids” in white over his face
Made it two (2) days before breaking into the Costco-sized bag of Halloween candy
13.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Avoiding Shein and Temu thereby avoiding wearing clothes with lead in them has been a no brainer.
14.10.2025 09:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love when people are irritated that I won’t order from Temu and then try this gotcha with me by saying hey it’s just like Amazon, if you use one or the other won’t make a difference and I can just look them dead in the eyes and reply yeah I’ve been boycotting Amazon since years
14.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 149 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 1A broken clock has the potential to be correct twice a day.
14.10.2025 09:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She's a scumbag grifter, grifting. She can see a shop sinking as well as the worst of them, and she's commandeering a life boat all to herself.
14.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They only add an intrusive r between two vowels eg “the idea of…” sometimes becomes “the idear of”. It’s less common than the r dropping though
13.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0#TBGWT
Yes, We Know the Website is Down - 3168 youtu.be/Kb3lftbOa9E?...
These are kayuteeee
14.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media.
Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
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Before this year's Nobel Prize in medicine was awarded, did you know what "regulatory T-cells" were? Many Japanese children did, thanks to the popular manga and anime series "Cells at Work!”
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I absolutely love this show. It has helped so many of my clients get healthy or be able to communicate with their doctors better. Three seasons and you will be a better person.
14.10.2025 08:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They really ruined one of the best companies to ever exist
13.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Idle prediction: We see crafts like knitting, model airplanes, etc. become more popular because you can't ask Chat GPT to make you a sweater or glue together a P-51 yet and therefore they become more impressive feats relative to other hobbies you can "outsource."
13.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 441 🔁 54 💬 26 📌 7Taxpayers aren’t supposed to deduct losses from something that has no hope of being a profitable business.
But billionaire-owned operations that look like expensive hobbies, like race horses, rack up business deductions by the tens of millions of dollars.
(Published 2023)
My mom saw how much I loved Highlights in pre-K and got me a subscription once I moved on to kindergarten
13.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Short Kings Tall Queens combo hit every time
13.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Nope. Now if she have been honest from jump with him then it would’ve been petty. But she lied so you did the right thing.
14.10.2025 05:52 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Yep yep
14.10.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And while she’s having words at the door, Papa Peach heads over to check it out. Now while both Peach parents was at the door, we just looking at Mario like…”bruh, everything good?” But foolie was just sitting there nonchalant. However Peach…oh she was sweating bullets
13.10.2025 06:41 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1One night at the same bar, Me and homies Dev and Texas were out catching the game an taking shots.
When out the corner of our eyes we see Peach…but she ain’t with Mario. Instead she’s with a big Bowser looking mfer.
So now we all like, “did you see what I saw? Do we say something?”