Langston

I may have gooned too close to the sun bro. #gooner #cunshot #flood

Can I interest you in some fat cock and coffee on this Friday? #fatcockfriday #fcf #cock #slurp

None y’all like piss or anything this is probably a waste of time. #fcf #gopiss #gaybear

And here I am, jealous of a countertop.

I’ve been bamboozled.

Y’all is that a fucking shred of definition? A distinction between my bicep and arm fat? Is that… muscle? #pits #biceps #arms #workout #lift

The face // the dick // the booty

How are you so damn cute?

I just liked these pics my dick felt heavy #cock #dick #gaybear #bigguy

Hey let’s pretend your tongue is an Amex centurion card (this reference doesn’t land as well in the age of tap2pay) #monochromemonday #platinum #bigback #ass #gaybear #bigguy

Wait hold up I’ve got one of those!

Pit tax

Actually you’re Very Cute

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Arms & Shoulder day at the gym means sweaty and pumped arms. #armday #shoulders #armpits #workout #gymbear #gaybear

Anyone else stoked to head to @hawkspdx.bsky.social tonight? #bathhouse #gayadventures #sauna

This was the angle of me on the stair master that didn’t make it to TikTok, thought it might be more well-received here. No reason. #stairmaster #eyecontact #gaybear #bigguy

Super proud of you!

Wooot!

You don’t think I’d miss out on this good morning lighting? #stroke #cock #morningwood #gaybear #thicc #briefs

Several yikes on several bikes.

It’s an FMK lineup but it’s all the same guy just in minutely different positions for #humpday. #gaybear #ass #bigguy #butt #bigbutts

Like maybe I’m just too woke but knowing what is known about him he is so unattractive to me now. Like my ween just shrinks up and tries to climb back inside.

There was a time in my life where I lived off of 7/11 hot dogs, taquitos, and nachos.

Oh also also, I should mention that time that he talked about “seducing” older men at the age of like 12. You literally were incapable of consent. You’re a victim. You need therapy, not to “brag”.

Also I should mention the lengths I had to go to find this. I sub to a list that automatically blocks any profile with the mention of MAGA, Trump, and a handful of other tags.

Btw don’t get your rocks off to MAGA asshats. I feel that’s extremely common sense but I also just had to unfollow about 30 people, including a handful of mutuals and a local gay bar that’s allegedly been struggling, who don’t seem to understand that.

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Quick question uhhhhhh why aren’t you both on top of me?

If anyone brought me a radler rn I’d let them lick the nips #titsout #radler #bigguy #gaybear #chest