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/ GOOOOODDDDD why is EVERYTHING this quotebot posts so FITTING.

/ ignore how it took me 18 fuckin days to respond to that. i haven’t been checking my cookie run accounts

YOU HEARD ME!!!

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'I'D BECOME FUCKING DESTITUTE BEFORE I'D BE YOUR MAN.'

( #mvrp / #aurp )

( #galacticskyrp )

/ wanted to show off my most recent (practice) shadow milk doodles. still trying to figure out how i’ll make his ruff work but imm slowly figuring it oouutt

don't be deceived by the one pulling the strings.

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Yeah. Uh-huh. Who even ARE you?

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… Not my henchmen or the other Beasts, BUT EVERY OTHER COOKIE.

EVERY SINGLE COOKIE OUT THERE IS DISGUSTING

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What does it LOOK like.

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DENYING my EXPERTISE like that. Are you INSANE?

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IDIOTS! FOOLS! ALL OF THEM!

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Now that you mention it, there /are/ other, more gullible Cookies I could go bother. It’d be more fun than bothering /your/ Cookies!

( I know better than to touch your garden either way. 💧 )

A-HEM. Moving ooooon~!

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Oh, fiiiine! You have NOOO idea how to have fun around here!

( a dramatic roll of his eyes. a facade of seriousness can only be held for so long; he bursts into a fit of giggles as soon as he’s finished talking. for a professional actor, he can’t seem to keep a decent act around his peers. )

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It’s my very source of entertainment! Of course, you wouldn’t get it. You’re not Earthbread’s finest playwright, poet, director, actor, and trickster! /Looooots/ of things will be confusing to you!

I hinge on even the slightest bit of perplexity stemming from ordinary Cookies. Oh, it’s beautiful.

/ ohh my god this is beautiful. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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bsky.app/profile/wish...

/ the blueberry poptart did NOT work wonders this time. i will have to do my replies tomorrow

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It's the confusion! It's the disorientation! IT'S THE THRILL! Seeing how countless lives can be sent into a spiral over /one/ little lie, oh ... it's delectable.

Ohh, c'mooon, 'Sugar! Where's the fun in limiting myself to one area? Just gimme ooooone of your Cookies!

/ smc is very corny. this is expected

/ suddenly i feel corny.

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After all, when they're told by yours truly, it's difficult to differentiate ... so they eat it up.
The lies become their truth! PSHH-AHAHAHAHA!

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Ehehe! Isn't that fun? All these Cookies groveling, BEGGING to be told lies ... so easily deceived, it's music to my ears!