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Her Charity Boom Crash Opera Β· The Best Things Β· Song Β· 2013

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12.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Archimedes second law of inconvenience: When a body is immersed in water, the phone will ring.
(one of those jokes that hasn't really aged well..)

11.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Razor's Edge - Remastered Version Goanna Β· Spirit Of Place (Remastered Version) Β· Song Β· 1982

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11.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The heaviest crime zone in DC.

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Doesn't Putin have an international arrest warrant on him?
Will he be arrested in Alaska? If not, why not?

11.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robin Williams ( July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014).

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Amazing zoetrope vinyl album "LEAVING THE WORLD BEHIND" [iswajit388]

11.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tasmania ending greyhound racing..

11.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this the dreamiest golden hour you've seen over Hobart? [ExistentialPancake_0]

11.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Australia's recognition of Palestine as a state does nothing to help the Palestinian people.."
Oh and bombing them to smithereens does, Netanyahu you evil thrush infected cunt!

11.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are dumber than a scrotum full of rocks.

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We're having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. I'm going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you don't have to move out. We're going to put you in jail where you belong. It's all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier β€” Be prepared! There will be no "MR. NICE GUY." We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

We're having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. I'm going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you don't have to move out. We're going to put you in jail where you belong. It's all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier β€” Be prepared! There will be no "MR. NICE GUY." We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

β€œIt’s all going to happen very fast.” It sucks to see this dumb mf’er and the ick he spews but his wording here is 😬😬😬😬😬

11.08.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring.

And then that guy was "silenced" forever.

And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

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When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", 
I hear that in the context of software,
where alpha versions are unstable,
missing important features,
filled with flaws,
and not fit for the public.

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
- Rich Kulawiec

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Get back, Loretta
Your mummy's waitin' for you
Wearin' her high-heel shoes
And a low-neck sweater
Get back home, Loretta..

11.08.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it

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whoever said that there's no kulcha in Australia?

10.08.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this pic of donuts I found on the electronic internet site..

10.08.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump and Putin met one-on-one in a room for 2 hours. Here’s why that’s a problem. | CNN Politics Fresh off a disastrous news conference with Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, President Donald Trump took to Twitter to tout how successful his two-hour-plus meeting with the Russian President had been.

Expect another unsupervised meeting in Alaska.
www.cnn.com/2018/07/17/p...

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Great Barrier Reef β€˜Not White Enough’ Pauline Hanson Says β€” The Shovel Pauline Hanson has criticised a campaign to stop the bleaching of Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, saying it is time to accept that the experimentation with colour hasn’t worked.

theshovel.com.au/2025/08/06/g...

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www.instagram.com/p/DAi2qfDoubj/

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Things that make you go hmm! πŸ’₯

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From the holdmycatnip community on Reddit: This is called copycat. Posted by Fit_Government5138 - 5,901 votes and 21 comments

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YouTube will begin using AI for age verification next week If you have the YouTube viewing habits of a teenager β€” watch out.

mashable.com/article/yout...

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