Waiting for the big, beautiful day 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦

"What's the matter babe? You haven't even worn the jullets I gifted you yet."

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

Nah, I missed an obvious joke. You're good; you can blame me.

Read Persepolis gang 👇

One of my top ten comics I've ever read, seriously.

Meme: Picture of Pres. Bush 1 . crashed the economy . started a war in the middle east .Picture of Pres. Bush 2 crashed the economy . started a war in the middle east Picture of Donald Trump . crashed the economy . started a war in the middle east

There are some truths we hold to be self-evident.

Sorry. I blame my 'tism.

That's the joke. It's not exactly subtle what Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings remind most people of.

Commit to making Claude gay/queer in this interpretation!

Currently trending on X.

Damn you, now I'm going to lament the fact that Nintendo will never contract the Bridgerton people to make a Fire Emblem show and I really want to see that now.

Talk about Sudan for five seconds and they start hitting this:

I'm not saying this is the most important thread you'll see today, I'm just saying how will you know it isn't if you don't look

Tbh I’m annoyed that so much of the sexism targeted towards my candidacy is about painting me as an influencer rather than a journalist.

It COMPLETELY erases my bartending career.

And tbh Ilhan should 100% be allowed to throw hands here. In a perfect world nobody would blame her. We'd all pretend we didn't see it.

“in this holy month, I am praying for your drunk trash ass, may you find the grace to deal with all the shit everyone is one hundred percent talking behind your back, best wishes on the sobriety journey everyone is begging you to start, also your cringe racist joke flopped”

just incredible work

But also that would leave the door open for bastard billionaires to be his villains and an opponent that actually has social threat to take him down with their vast wealth if he isn't careful and clever. Can someone say Court of Owls?

I've gotten into fights with people about this, but imo Bruce Wayne should be a multi-millionaire. Somewhere between having enough fuck you money to do the Batman stuff, but not enough that he could literally fix all of Gotham's problems and not sweat.

This is fetish content somehow and nobody can convince me otherwise.

If not, someone has the names of their next several new strains.

like, I made this joke this morning but I honestly didn't expect it to be the Apollo's dodgeball it turned out:

Trump running around kidnapping and assassinating foreign heads of state and the Democratic response being "gee it would be nice if you told us first 🥺" is really all anyone needs to know about the party

I think "killing children is always bad" is maybe the easiest simplest position to hold.

Surely not every niece or nephew offered a cushy government job by their republican governor uncle condones wanton kidnapping and murder of innocents in the streets and wouldn't want to be seen aiding that systemic fascism machine, even however slightly.

Hey, If elon musk's daughter can realize what a wretched soul her dad is, I have hope, however small, that any nepo kid can still make a choice to reject fascism even if it means spurning their families resources.

You know the bible not being a historical document doesn't necessarily mean it's utterly devoid or wise or thoughtful words or ideas for consideration. Vengeance begets vengeance is a relatively uncontroversial take I think most people would agree with.

"Well gee Preston, I'm worried that at the rate we're going if this isn't stopped I'm going to end up in a concentration camp and killed for being queer, you can get over or accept your discomfort some mates of yours are supporting that prospective future and I'm wiling to call it out."

I talked to college students and a big chunk of this conversation centered on how white people are uncomfortable being uncomfortable but I don't know what to tell you.

POC live in fucking discomfort and like in my early 30s I made a pledge to spread that discomfort around.

If you want an actually functioning democracy, it is actually in our interest to make working for fascists really uncomfortable.

I don't know what to tell you.