ANDREW CUOMO: fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
THE GHOST OF ALEX TREBEK: [rises from the grave] I’m sorry, the correct answer is “what is ‘float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.’” I can’t believe I came back from the dead just for this stupid joke. I hate you Andrew. we all hate you
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Atlanta Dream shared this on their stories. This league is so important man.
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BREAKING: A police officer has died after he was shot by a Anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist, who opened fire near the CDC complex and Emory University in Atlanta.
Your stupid conspiracy theories are literally killing people.
09.08.2025 02:11 — 👍 11115 🔁 3623 💬 355 📌 154
Let’s be clear: it’s not just “Josh Kraft’s dad”. It’s the Kraft Enterprise. It’s not about one person who makes & spends money in a vacuum - it’s about their multi-tentacled Enterprise, & Josh Kraft’s massive wealth comes from that Enterprise. He cannot extract himself from this #mapoli
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Separated bike lane away from roadway on Bill Russell bridge
Nice work Boston/MassDOT !
09.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
He. looks. ridiculous. and. sounds. worse.
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What took #KlanSuperman so long?
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@DHSgov on X: We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level.
JOIN.ICE.GOV
06 Aug 25
[Young man and old man in ICE gear]
Wehrschiessen des Deutschen Volkes 1944
[Young man and old man sharing a rifle]
Oh look, ICE is copying literal Nazi recruiting propaganda again. The poster on the right is for the Volkssturm, the Nazi militia of older men and boys established during the final months of World War II.
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🤨
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Total brain rot. Just total. All the way up and down the lineup.
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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
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Strange that the President, who bragged abt sexually assaulting women & wrote his pedophile bestie that the meaning of life is raping children, would be unwilling to release the Pedo-files complied by said bestie.
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Thank you for your activism & partnership! 34 days of door-knocking until the Prelim—vote Sept 9th 💪
06.08.2025 10:28 — 👍 65 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
Stopping vaccine development is another example of "eugenics is everywhere."
Expecting survival of the fittest when one gets infectious disease and cancer is eugenics.
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A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.
6 August 1921 | A Pole, Jan Kubas, was born in Przemyśl.
He was deported to #Auschwitz from Tarnów on 14 June 1940 in the first transport of Poles to the camp.
No. 648
He perished in the camp in 1942.
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Trump is going to get like 10 minutes of boos at the opening ceremonies, which will suck
06.08.2025 01:10 — 👍 132 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 0
Voters:
We want lower prices and healthcare.
Trump:
Here’s a billion dollar airplane, a ballroom and a nuke plant on the moon.
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He does look deeply unhealthy.
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Ah, good point, your typical “avid cyclist” is probably all about vehicular cycling and anti bike lane.
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And this little rfk dude is like every bad Kennedy trait rolled into one. He is shockingly evil just on his own.
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We all thought we were paying attention but we weren’t paying enough attention.
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Bouie makes an excellent point here too that this is where we see RFK Jr.'s eugenicism clearly. Vaccines are not needed because those with good genes will survive, while those who are weaker will be culled.
05.08.2025 23:40 — 👍 51 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
Agreed on all fronts here. Even otherwise smart public officials ultimately have trouble seeing that someone who is advocating for better cycling isn’t Lance Armstrong or the wildly unsafe and rude bike messenger they saw in that movie from the 1980s. You know the one. They’re just constituents too.
05.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Whether or not people from outside the neighborhood get a say, also seems to depend on whether it would advantage prioritizing cars.
05.08.2025 23:35 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
Common pattern when interpreting public input:
In a neighborhood of 10K+ people.
3 people complain about a bike lane = Most residents are against the bike lane
50 people say they want the bike lane = Cyclists are loud, they don't represent everyone
😐
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