Baha Blast 🌊🩵💜💚

My hair better be this cunty tmrw or I will have scrumpt. Anyways pretty boy vibes over here

Resting like you didn't just give me one of the worst days of my life while I pack up your things... just cat tings

Anyways if you live in Wyandotte Michigan (lol) near 17th and Pennsylvania, I'd love the help finding my cat since my mom never started the search last night when he got out and we're like 10hrs behind a scared cat

My child's cat got out id be calling them immediately and walking with the cat like "hey I'm tracking it, sorry its late but I need you to get here" not just close the door on the cat and tell my kid casually at 10am the next day. My mom fucking sucks, actually. Fuck her.

Imagine saying to yourself, grounding yourself for months, that "soon we'll have a house for me and my two kitties" so you can, ya know, stay alive- and your one cat gets out and your mom literally does nothing about it til you do the next morning...

Remember when I got my new debit card and it wasn't working? Yeah, that's bc they issued it for the wrong account !!

Imagine being there to see a person get treated like *garbage* by garbage human, consoling the hurt one through it, and then going back to that garage person after you end the friendship with the hurt one.... Your morals are flimsy as paper

Can't **** smhhh

I'm coughing up green phlegm and fr sat here in bed like "well I should clean up and vacuum if I'm gonna be in here quarantined" ....like wow maybe ?? Don't do that????

Realizing why I can relax when I'm sick just blew my own mind. My mom would let me stay home from school when I was sick...on the condition that if I could be upright at any time- I had to be cleaning too, so that staying home meant something happened even if it wasn't school..

Going from: well lmk if I can get you anything (while sometimes fully ignoring my calls for help or getting frustrated I need help)

To: yes please let us know if you need anything and btw here's a tray of all your gaming stuff, a snack you didn't ask for, and Gatorade

....is bonkers. Whiplash.

Measuring my fitness journey by thickness of ass growth and how mutch stronger I'm getting.

Tonight I shoulder pressed 20lbs on each arm. 40lbs?? Hello?? A month ago me could neverrrrr.

Me: I cannot travel with the baby I'm sitting with no car seat. Will you please go to the store for me and I'll reimburse you?
Weatherman Nick: send me the addy and the list

When I say I hate men, Weatherman Nick is never, ever, *EVER* in that category. I love him

You ever try to explain that you've been struggling and then immediately feel like you never should've explained? Bc I doooo kinda feel like that.

Beep boop

Did my big update postscand I'm sobbing while sweaty bc like wow that fr took months of building up to be able to do i hate brains wtf

Hell yeah

I need your fastest turn around remedies, distractions, and funny things to watch when you're feeling very... alone, anxious, and like you're doing nothing but need a grounding laugh?

She *honk honk* on my *noise maker sound* til I *AwOOGA*

One minor inconvenience away from going back to a flip phone and living like it's 2005

Mhm what's it? Brain soup? Yes

Bless friends who will let you just word vomit when you need because you can't process internally and actually need to hear someone say "that's fucked"

Id fully delete fb and insta if I didn't need fb for my day job and insta as my past portfolio because opening those apps? It's like "hey! Would you like to like a bunch of posts from people who wouldn't look at you if you were in the same room with them? Of course you do!! That's drag, baby!!"

Btw this is a DJ Lipgloss hate account okay ily bye

Head so empty. Not even a pea up there

me: did you just say "Shrek's Guide to a Broad Swamp" ??
@eris404.rip : noo? Treksky to a broad swath..?

@eris404.rip setting down the skull of doom, vocal stimming: barbecue saucee 🎶

Yall guess what?? @kaela.bsky.social is joining @eris404.rip and myself at The Dog Show this Thursday!! See you at LIVE Bar in Ann Arbor~

Me posting to TikTok again just to be like- please come support this show so I can keep doing shows at this bar!! I'm fighting everything around me to keep this going! Please!!

I love drag but I also hate the community around it. Lifting each other up and helping your community? Lol guess not