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Lanzifer Longinus

@lanziferlonginus.bsky.social

Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian

984 Followers  |  1,283 Following  |  1,200 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024
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Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
Nobody knows but Satan...
#BetweenYouAndMeAndThatTreeOverThere

05.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#PreysTheLard #LettucePrey

04.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Never give people who believe in the end of the world the power to make it happen.

04.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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MRFF Inundated with Complaints of Gleeful Commanders Telling Troops Iran War is “Part of God’s Divine Plan” to Usher in the Return of Jesus Christ “This morning our commander opened up the combat readiness status briefing by urging us to not be “afraid” as to what is happening with our combat operations in Iran right now. He urged us to tell our...

www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/2026/03/mrff...

03.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus share.google/xzxRN0nU5Azc...

03.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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03.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Shameful Christian Idolatry and Fraudulent Martyrdom of Charlie Kirk As news of his shooting first broke, the Jesus-washing of Charlie Kirk’s life by Conservative Christians began almost immediately.
02.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe Sir Salman Rushie should become the new Shah in exile...

02.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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EPIC FURRIES...

01.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

#StockholmSyndrome

27.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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27.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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#Dismountbatten

26.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1
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#SaveAreChitlins

26.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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26.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"If Jesus were here today, he'd nail himself to a fucking cross."
-Miles Allen
#QOTD

25.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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LIVE: PEOPLE’S STATE OF THE UNION as Dems BOYCOTT TRUMP YouTube video by MeidasTouch

www.youtube.com/live/oArKZut...

25.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Atheism is fairly simple. It is lack of belief in a deity. Satanism takes atheism a step further. As Satanists, we actually entertain the notion that a god may actually exist. And if he does he can still go fuck himself...
#HailSatan

20.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It's days like today especially that I feel like it's better to be a hedge knight than a royal...

20.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Ash Wednesday to those who celebrate...

18.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can't wait to vote against Cornhole tomorrow...
#Talarico

17.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Fat Teusday to those who celebrate...

17.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HAU DAIR U MOK THE BUYBULL!

17.02.2026 12:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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PARADOX OF TOLERANCE

17.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0