Andrew Grizzle

The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life

Makes me feel a little less insane to see exactly my first thought when I heard TX was sending its guard to invade other states in print.

YouTube video by Everything Electric CARS Kia PV5: This CHEAP Modular Van Is A Game Changer!

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Getting one of those stacked names t-shirts but it says
Dextromethorphan&
Pseudoephedrine&
Guafinesin&
Ibuprofen.

This is incredible camera work

OK I'm back to real-time on Miami-FSU after some ninja FF-ing on the DVR after a perfectly-timed halftime bedtime with the 3yo.

Name A 28-Year-Old | Defector Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it.  Zendaya? 29.…

Name a 28-year-old: defector.com/name-a-28-ye...

"nearly all 12 apostles" is so good. So subtle. The thinking man's clickbait. 95% chance it's just everyone but Judas but I gotta know.

Hidalgo stormed out of budget meeting to attend concert, text messages confirm Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo abruptly departed a Sept. 9 budget meeting to attend a concert, according to text messages secured by the Houston Chronicle.

Not really the point here but the idea of wanting to get to the Hans Zimmer concert early to get merch is hilarious to me

Break the Ike Dike into pieces. We can’t wait for doomsday. | Opinion With the Ike Dike mired in federal limbo, Texas should pivot to smaller, achievable projects before the next storm cripples the Ship Channel and the economy, writes Nick Powell.

Break Ike Dike into pieces.
This is our last resort.
No protection.
No funding.
Can’t protect the port
If we don’t get federal matching

www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outl...

a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' Alt: Gif of JEB! saying "please clap"

Guess who just got into the weight room for the first time since my oldest child was born 3 years ago

"You need a coffin? I got a coffin guy."

Wait so it's not even a teen real estate developer? It's just local rich middle-aged guy was *formerly* a teen who liked AC/DC? AC/DC loving teen becomes $35M estate developer...eventually?? This is like not even clickbait garbage, it aspires to that.

Yeah this seems fake, but whoever made it did a great job. Terrific rage-bait.

Also Subway bread famously smells terrible!

Lots of grocery stores had live lobster tanks around that time, the joke is that no one ever actually bought them, which is probably why you don't see many of them anymore. The Central Market by me has one, and the only time I ever interact with it is when my 3yo wants to name them.

This is a great point I had never considered before. Without Buc-ees you don't have the big new Prasek’s or Weikel's locations, either.

Mamdani will win even harder if he promises that he will hire Adams on to just give daily press conferences where he can ramble about rat Jedis and how telekinesis is a problem in the dog community and such

For a second before I looked closely the scribble looked like a mask and snorkel and I was extremely curious to know more

Holy cow that was one of the most satisfying field-stormings I've ever seen

The ACC mic'ing up the official reviews is up there with the pitch clock and congestion pricing in the pantheon of instant hit policies.

I have never wanted anything more than a Tommy Castellanos vs. Chandler Morris 2-point shootout

The ACC has fucked up a lot of things, but letting us listen to ref deliberations is not one of those things. Fantastic work guys

True, but applying it directly to the public schools, and redistributing kids within schools rather than between them, seems to be a relatively novel strategy, no? (As always I defer to your expertise on this stuff)

It seems this is becoming a standard GOP strategy to pump test scores in public schools without having to actually improve any student's learning. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

Screenshot of my weather station's UI showing an outdoor temperature of 69.9°F just before sunrise

Achievement unlocked: Sweater Weather (experience a temperature below 70°F in September in a subtropical climate)

Our almost-3yo son has started telling mom "cute shirt!" when she comes out after getting dressed and it's our favorite thing.

big part of this is because they sent the health reporters, not the political reporters

several SnailBonez™️ skeleton snails with a skull for a shell that actually look pretty sick but I mean,

several OctoBonez™️ brand octopus skeletons on a shelf along with a SpiderBonez™️ spider skeleton

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

Okay now I really want to see a behind the scenes video of this ad shoot.