posting expert

can’t stop thinking about the guy I interviewed who said “fuck it we ball” to one of my questions. I have to hire him. I have to choose Him

please don’t cut my hours haha. I see you are cutting hours. not mine right ?

9:21 and I have finished all my work for the day which is infinitely worse than finding things to work on all day

canceled

Absolute rectangle

Dog raising eyebrow

when the foreigner in the anime is half German half Japanese

it’s the discomfort of it all. it cleanses me

I am rectangular I feel it in my bones I am rectangular I fill no hole

few things make me feel cleaner than being a little sunburnt or a little chilly

I don’t know yet

do not ever speak to me of flubber

Super smiley emoji guy

Ok well it’s 5pm so they’re officially closed again which means I get to try again tomorrow

I am so neglected I have resorted to greentext

>”my keyboard isn’t working let me call you back in a few minutes”
>2 hours pass, no return call
>day 30 without my daily medication
>pain

>try to book online
>patient portal is in view only mode, sign up to our new platform to schedule appointments
>signs up
>it will take a week for us to process your sign up request
>call again
>call again
>call again
>gets call back
>your doctor isn’t here anymore
>we can’t find you in our system

>be me
>refill runs out Feb 1
>go to cvs
>we can’t refill until Feb 9
>How is there an 8 day gap?
>idk call your provider
>provider doesn’t respond
>wait until Feb 9, starting to feel sick
>hello im here for my refill
>your provider didn’t respond to our request, call them
>provider doesn’t respond

“I’m having an issue with my keyboard that’s so weird it’s not working I’ll call you back in a minute” ok no problem. that was two hours ago. Can I please have my medication. Please

who informed my my doctor left that practice and is elsewhere. Ok! Is that why it wasn’t refilled? Was someone gonna… tell me? Nice lady couldn’t find me in the system with my phone number. Or married name. Or maiden name. Even though I’ve been going there since 2019.

been trying to get ahold of my GI for weeks because she didn’t refill one of my prescriptions and it is causing me Pain. patient portal is in view only mode because they have a new platform which means I can’t schedule online. I’ve called multiple times, left voicemails, and finally reached someone-

my lawyer has DID and they’re all named Morgan

My lawyer is Dillard and Dillard. It’s one guy, his name is Dillard Dillard

Morgan and Morgan. Miller and miller. Why are you saying your name like that? I’m pretty sure it’s Morgan Morgan. or Miller Miller

I used to think lawyers were predetermined by having the same first and last name but it’s just siblings or father and son. i guess

Ben stiller only got $11.50 an hour to deal with all that shit in that museum

Car Headlight out Engine light on Zofran 5:15am

Scratch ticket Brendan Tiny lady This is my wife dr handsome

here are some very gentle ideas that I don’t think will upset anyone

I do have a lot of ideas. some of which are considered to be very good and smart and others which seem to offend people’s senses. My level of Intelligence comes at a high cost

Trick question they aren’t look for pieces they are looking for friendship and love and understanding

Everyone’s like “hxh is so good” “jujitsu kaisen is god tier” what are you taking about. put on ouran high school host club this instant

You’re telling me with over 1100 episodes he hasn’t found one single fucking piece yet? I don’t know what it’s about don’t tell me