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my lawyer has DID and they’re all named Morgan

27.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My lawyer is Dillard and Dillard. It’s one guy, his name is Dillard Dillard

27.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Morgan and Morgan. Miller and miller. Why are you saying your name like that? I’m pretty sure it’s Morgan Morgan. or Miller Miller

27.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think lawyers were predetermined by having the same first and last name but it’s just siblings or father and son. i guess

27.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ben stiller only got $11.50 an hour to deal with all that shit in that museum

27.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Car
Headlight out
Engine light on
Zofran 5:15am

Car Headlight out Engine light on Zofran 5:15am


Scratch ticket Brendan
Tiny lady
This is my wife dr handsome

Scratch ticket Brendan Tiny lady This is my wife dr handsome

here are some very gentle ideas that I don’t think will upset anyone

25.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do have a lot of ideas. some of which are considered to be very good and smart and others which seem to offend people’s senses. My level of Intelligence comes at a high cost

25.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trick question they aren’t look for pieces they are looking for friendship and love and understanding

25.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone’s like β€œhxh is so good” β€œjujitsu kaisen is god tier” what are you taking about. put on ouran high school host club this instant

25.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re telling me with over 1100 episodes he hasn’t found one single fucking piece yet? I don’t know what it’s about don’t tell me

25.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love a tight 25. Even a solid 50. They can still have the beach episode

25.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want both wyll and karlach to love me as well as each other

25.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t ever tell me to watch one piece. I will never subject myself to that many episodes

25.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we have to start the next bg3 run before it’s too late

25.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I don’t do my cat/cows I feel so stiff. I gotta do my cat cows

25.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking of going back to school and changing the trajectory of my life but also thinking about starting a new bg3 run with the poly mod instead

25.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can be almost 30 years old and be normal about it

25.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube shorts would go crazy

25.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we ended up giving up on this idea. Couldn’t source talent and pay them, too much work, etc. so we started scripting episodes/characters instead with the intention of tailoring episodes about our other friends, in order to pit them against each other and rage bait. It could have been amazing.

25.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

friends and I came up with a reality show idea during Covid called Life V Life. The premise was to find strangers and compare their lives in a series of categories ranging from financial, social, personal achievement, etc and make them compete. they would be rated by a panel of our bitchiest friends

25.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Leon the professional movie poster except it says pedophile instead of professional

Leon the professional movie poster except it says pedophile instead of professional

more like

25.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he doesn’t even care for the ham. he seeks bread

24.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My orange cat sitting on the kitchen table which he is not allowed to do

My orange cat sitting on the kitchen table which he is not allowed to do

he is the Garfield of sandwiches. he always steals my sandwiches

24.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every now and then I wonder how ABDL smut keeps ending up on my timeline and then I remember I willingly follow cybersmith

23.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI enjoyed it as a show. As a movie? Not great” there you have it. Predator badlands is a movie and it’s not a good one

22.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s ok. We’ve all been there. I didn’t realize the gorge was a movie until almost the very end. Wow, they’re really covering a lot of ground in this pilot episode ?

22.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

entered the living room to my husband an hour and a half in to this hour and forty seven minute movie. β€œThis is a pretty good show, long episode though”

22.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not every day you come across a top tier poster on this site. I think Greg is a’ight

22.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0