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my lawyer has DID and they’re all named Morgan

My lawyer is Dillard and Dillard. It’s one guy, his name is Dillard Dillard

Morgan and Morgan. Miller and miller. Why are you saying your name like that? I’m pretty sure it’s Morgan Morgan. or Miller Miller

I used to think lawyers were predetermined by having the same first and last name but it’s just siblings or father and son. i guess

Ben stiller only got $11.50 an hour to deal with all that shit in that museum

Car Headlight out Engine light on Zofran 5:15am

Scratch ticket Brendan Tiny lady This is my wife dr handsome

here are some very gentle ideas that I don’t think will upset anyone

I do have a lot of ideas. some of which are considered to be very good and smart and others which seem to offend people’s senses. My level of Intelligence comes at a high cost

Trick question they aren’t look for pieces they are looking for friendship and love and understanding

Everyone’s like “hxh is so good” “jujitsu kaisen is god tier” what are you taking about. put on ouran high school host club this instant

You’re telling me with over 1100 episodes he hasn’t found one single fucking piece yet? I don’t know what it’s about don’t tell me

I love a tight 25. Even a solid 50. They can still have the beach episode

I want both wyll and karlach to love me as well as each other

don’t ever tell me to watch one piece. I will never subject myself to that many episodes

we have to start the next bg3 run before it’s too late

If I don’t do my cat/cows I feel so stiff. I gotta do my cat cows

Thinking of going back to school and changing the trajectory of my life but also thinking about starting a new bg3 run with the poly mod instead

you can be almost 30 years old and be normal about it

YouTube shorts would go crazy

we ended up giving up on this idea. Couldn’t source talent and pay them, too much work, etc. so we started scripting episodes/characters instead with the intention of tailoring episodes about our other friends, in order to pit them against each other and rage bait. It could have been amazing.

friends and I came up with a reality show idea during Covid called Life V Life. The premise was to find strangers and compare their lives in a series of categories ranging from financial, social, personal achievement, etc and make them compete. they would be rated by a panel of our bitchiest friends

Leon the professional movie poster except it says pedophile instead of professional

more like

he doesn’t even care for the ham. he seeks bread

My orange cat sitting on the kitchen table which he is not allowed to do

he is the Garfield of sandwiches. he always steals my sandwiches

every now and then I wonder how ABDL smut keeps ending up on my timeline and then I remember I willingly follow cybersmith

“I enjoyed it as a show. As a movie? Not great” there you have it. Predator badlands is a movie and it’s not a good one

it’s ok. We’ve all been there. I didn’t realize the gorge was a movie until almost the very end. Wow, they’re really covering a lot of ground in this pilot episode ?

entered the living room to my husband an hour and a half in to this hour and forty seven minute movie. “This is a pretty good show, long episode though”

not every day you come across a top tier poster on this site. I think Greg is a’ight