Peter Porker PDX

It’s my birthday y’all, somehow I’m 48.

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Tummy Tuesday

How do you get that prescribed? Thru your primary or a urologist?

Met some random dude from Sniffies last night - first ever experience with a rim chair. We made out, sucked dick, he ate my ass for a good while and then fucked me. It was great! He ate my ass out like it was going out of business.

Thank you

Thanks!

My friend made me a birthday cake!! It’s movie theater themed.

I’m watching this couple on the dance floor at the Eagle “dancing” … or as I like to call it hopping in place… if that’s what dancing is … I can do that, I could have done that a lot a long time ago.

I’m getting my covid and flu shot today. There’s a long line, of which I’ll very gladly wait in line for. It makes me cry seeing such a turn out, that people are still taking this shit seriously. This reminds me of the time of when the first vaccines were distributed, the same feelings.

I haven’t brought it up here yet but I started therapy today.

I’ll be going every Thurs, which means I’ll be in therapy next week on my Birthday 😄

Its been a rough road for me the last few years, but I’m happy to say my therapist seems to be a good fit, and I’m eager to go back.

It feels like it’s happening more and more.

Does it drive anyone else crazy when someone texts you, you reply back and then they don’t reply back for DAAAAAAAYS.

What’s that about?

I done chasing guys who aren’t interested in me.

Everyone’s all over Seattle Dad, haha

I just ejaculated in the Bearracuda dark room!

I’m jealous of guys who can get hard, without the need for pills or other stimulants. Like, I’m a challenge… it needs to be the year 2049, under a full moon, while laying in a field of daisies… and even then it’s not guaranteed.

Got a bit of body dysmorphia happening at the moment.

This little piggy…

😘😘😘😘

I found a set of undies when I was cleaning up my room, that aren’t mine … I’m not sure where they came from because they’re XL 😂, but they fit me barely, and they make my junk look bigger than it is lol so I’ll keep them and wear them lol
Happy Tummy Tuesday

Proof I occasionally do have fun! I’m the bottom, @pianotter.bsky.social is the top! Thanks for an amazing time 😈

I had a routine cardiology appt today, where they performed an electrocardiogram.
The tech put on some background music while they did the procedure, I almost fell asleep, and for the first time EVER, they had trouble finding a good spot for the IV to go in, so that was fun 😭….

Too bad summer / pool season is over.. these came in the mail today… got them from Temu and they fit perfectly.

She’s great!