Sorry I don't speak diva
25.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry I don't speak diva
25.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You apologise to John Goodman RIGHT NOW!
25.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What's in your pants?
MASS.
If its the gay district give Campy Bar a visit while you're there. The local drag queen bar whose staff are very friendly.
24.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not a gainer relationship but here's me and my guy
24.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My boyfriend is about 470lbs but gets shirts tailored at about $100 us a pop to make sure they're actually to his body shape.
24.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's got a team of dedicated feed... executive assistants for a reason.
18.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better chug some cream about it
18.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My kingdom for trample being stapled onto it.
18.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darksteel is a hard set name too
13.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great work!
12.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MtG community is staring this shit down HARD because the business model has moved to using a lot of cross-promotional tie ins and introduced it's own legally distinct Hogwarts, but if they want to work with JK about 30% of the Magic staff is trans or ride or die for their trans friends and will quit
11.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Quite a lot of bear over there!
11.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Full stomachs lead to even wobblier bellies!
10.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why not take the metaphor to the extreme and have him sucking down a blend of used fryer grease and heavy corn syrup?
09.02.2026 06:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A giant sack of buttery wobbling perfection
05.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ultrachub has a nice sound to it
03.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can the dragon be doing a wicked sick kickflip over Fblthp?
03.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hibernationmaxxing
03.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get some snacks for those long sessions, you could use some more fat on top of that cock for proper FCFing
31.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
...but doctor I am Pagliacci!
Photos from a Friday night in Singapore
What 700lb men hear in their head too.
Spin up Pinch n Roll by the Aquabats for me sometime
If only FFX wasnt so lame I refused to play another JRPG.
Grande Soft Tacos could use a reintroduction tho
My suburban Australian town had two TCG shops. Once on a Sunday when my regular was closed I needed card sleeves and checked out the other.
The wall of stench hit us the moment the door opened. There wasnt a single non-neckbeard chud in the room. All Yugioh prodcts and sex-offender card sleeves.
Still better than the average Yugioh player smells
28.01.2026 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fireball Squared when?
28.01.2026 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Life is short, be weird.
27.01.2026 14:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Think I'm slowly warming up to Singapore. Its the dead of winter so its only 85 degrees and 80% humidity, easily the most tolerable weather I've experienced in 3 trips
26.01.2026 15:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
