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Don't come after me with your "this is fey erasure" bs, I said what I said and Sookie Stackhouse isn't my problem.

The only two genders that exist are "Vampire" and "Werewolf."

I will now be referring to my relationship status as “quantumly entangled.”

I admit, *Weisshaupt* having the saddest griffon statues in Thedas was not on my bingo card. ;)

#DragonAge #Veilguard

Am I actually an introvert, or am I just an extrovert who has way too much trauma?

It’s Havarti and Emmentaler and BelleVitano and Castelvetrano and Mandarin oranges. Thanks for asking!

Sitting on my kitchen counter eating cheese and olives, btw.

What’s the point in doing hot girl shit if no one asks you what you’re doing?

CrowdStrike xkcd.com/2961

My body is so ready for Solavellan Hell: The Sequel. Give me a release date BioWare!! I am ready to preorder!!

#DragonAge #DATV

My kingdom for a live action Captain Planet remake.

Being more positive by ending my doom spiral and starting my doom ascent.

Season 3 of Netflix’s “The Witcher” is just a particularly angsty Romantasy and I’m very much here for it.

“Fuck the government, we’ve got bolt cutters!”

Thanks Alan Wake.

Taash from Dragon Age: The Veilguard, leaning forward with elbow on knee, looking bored and pissed off about having to be here.

Yes, you are on the Team, and it is a Veilguard Team Meeting, so you have to be there.

No, this meeting doesn't have any dragons in it. Please just approach this with your best level of professionalism.

Goblin Gong Yoo GIF Alt: Gong Yoo being very excited

Dragon Age: The Veilguard looks so good fam. I’m READY!

I can't stop thinking about the most recent episode of Doctor Who. A spoiled rich someone's friends keep getting eaten by giant slugs.

But it's not about that at all.

And I didn't even notice it happening.

I thought I was better than that, friends, but I didn't even notice it was happening.

I feel like I've summoned the president with my student loan rant a bit ago.

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I received Pell Grants. I snuck out extra food from the dining hall and ate pasta with red sauce every day. I didn't have health insurance. I was undeniably in need of financial assistance.

But I was even more in need of financial literacy and a government who doesn't take advantage of teenagers.

It is disgusting,
immoral,
and even

EVIL

to coax teenagers into signing loan agreements they don't understand with wildly high interest rates under the guise of government assistance.

I would say I'm "not for free college" but that's BS. Of course I'm for free college. We need doctors and teachers and artists and people to look at rocks.

But realistically, I believe we MUST figure out how to slow down the rampant tuition increases.

ALSO:

Nearly a decade later and I've now paid back multiple times what I initially owed. I am in a lucrative field with no children. I could keep paying during the pandemic freeze. I can see the end of these loans, unlike so many people.

Hell of a way to learn about compounding interest, huh?

In what capitalistic dystopia did we ever think it was okay to convince 19 year-old me that a student loan I didn't need FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT for $20k at nearly 7% was fine and moral?

Oh haha this orphan has no parents she needs money for McDonald's ha! Sign right here miss. For America.

I love how in kdramas they always signal the serious villain types by showing them wearing shoes inside.

I would never steal Zack’s girl!

#FF7Rebrith

I’m playing Crisis Core for the first time and it’s so unserious. Zack just answered a call from the girl he likes, on his flip phone, as Fury Bahamut is summoned in the background for a boss fight.

Epic!

BLUEY IS A GIRL?!?

I say “‘sup” ironically but now that so many of my coworkers are significantly younger than me, I wonder if they think I’m serious and old.