🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber

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18.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 2112 🔁 111 💬 33 📌 6

your honor, if it pleases the court, i will make us all cum right now

19.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 67 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

well, my autopsy came back negative. what does that mean

18.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 217 🔁 45 💬 24 📌 4

storing bacon in my pussy so your dick can be the sizzlean

03.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 102 🔁 25 💬 24 📌 1

uncomplicated is my middle name. unfortunately, hardly, is my first.

13.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 77 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 0

found the perfect belt just in time to be fat enough for my pants to stay up on their own

15.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 101 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 0

just realized i never got to be young dumb and full of cum. ive always been smart.

15.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 74 🔁 15 💬 11 📌 0

Miss piggy looking sexy spread out on hay

this is my thirst trap

17.10.2025 10:46 — 👍 118 🔁 22 💬 15 📌 0

18.10.2025 10:44 — 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Sex so bad it’s not a failure but an opportunity for learning.

18.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 49 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 2

im gonna dress up for the Bluesky Halloween party as a reply guy.

18.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 72 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 0

YouTube video by CrowdedHouseVEVO Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over (Official Music Video)

A perfect pop song
#MusicSky

youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20?...

19.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

help i cant get the big dick good opinion label off my account

19.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 148 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

“Yes, I am. Thank you for asking.”

-Me, when the rock band asks if I’m ready to rock.

18.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

my computer password should let me make typos

18.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Did you hear why it's illegal to fart inside an Apple store?

No Windows...

18.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 85 🔁 23 💬 7 📌 2

Pissing off the gods by making Hamburger Helper with chicken

19.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

A tuxedo cat pokes her head out of the top of a cube toy.

Sophie is just popping up to wish everyone a happy #caturday.

18.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Anytime anyone is interested in me, I assume they just want to harvest my organs

29.09.2025 12:55 — 👍 55 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 1

I never colored outside the lines and I think that's part of the problem

03.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 36 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Part 59 of my pornographic series set in ancient Rome was titled “LIX”

18.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 73 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 2

You like how i think? Yep, that’s just a trauma response.

18.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?

GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open

19.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

sorry I keep posting about the big bopper, baaaaaaaby!!!!

19.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

It’s The End of the World As We Know It & I Feel Fine, Charlie Brown

19.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

don't make me get my reply guy

17.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

A haunted house? Nah, it's only our reality today.

18.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

If they ask you if you like other bands, lie. Lie with your boots on 🏆👑 Congratulations @knorg.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

19.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My pronouns are He/Him/That drunk

19.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

ACAB means NHL refs too

19.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

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