🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ jollyrobber

Thank you for your service 🫡

02.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

two men standing next to each other with the words it 's a major award behind them ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words it 's a major award behind them

02.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I've always been afraid of commandomitment but you make it seem so free 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellalena.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

23.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

<on phone>

him: whatcha doin'?

me: *farts* BRRRRRRRAAAPAAPAAPAAPPPP*

him: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?

me: you heard that?

him: for fuck's sake, people in Southeast Asia heard that

me: you say the sweetest things

23.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 33 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

Love is a battlefield.

So is the gourmet cheese aisle.

25.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 73 🔁 33 💬 5 📌 1

I'm running on Diet Coke, shattered dreams, and a burning desire for revenge.

28.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 72 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

You gotta fight for your right to party.*

*not eat vegetables

28.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 29 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

🎶Block, block, block your way gently down the feed... merrily, merrily, merrily life is too short for that shit🎶

01.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 51 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Official HD Video)

Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
Don't you know I'm loco?

Cypress Hill
Insane In The Brain youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0?...

27.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

My favorite word to say in Spanish is queso

28.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 38 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 1

Shower this morning wasn’t hot enough. My skin is still attached.

28.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 43 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

Give us this day our daily cheese

28.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 55 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0

I should be able to claim my cats as dependents on my taxes

28.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 83 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 0

Being of sound mind sounds like a fucking dream.

28.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Some people have drama running through their dna like an extra chromosome.

Stay away from them.

28.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Getting through life one what the fuck is this at a time.

28.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 24 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not a social person & I’m okay with that.

28.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The more people you surround yourself with the more problems you have, I tell my multiple personalities & the agree with me.

28.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Keep your village, sometimes a one man army gets more done.

28.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You know you’re watching too much tv when you sing all the adverts word for word.

28.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s true what they say.. dogs are a lot like their owners, one of mine is a grumpy wee shite who loves pancakes & the other loves her sleep.

28.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I seldom follow the lead. For only I know where I want to go.

25.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 39 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes people aren't who you think they are. And sometimes, people are exactly who you wish they weren't.

26.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 53 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0

I sometimes listen to myself and that's more than enough listening.

01.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 34 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

jennifer coolidge from the movie best in show saying “we both love soup”

the real secret to a lasting relationship

01.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 321 🔁 49 💬 11 📌 0

Getting a drunk text is the sincerest form of flattery.

01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 112 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0

give me your tired, your poor, your huddled buttholes yearning to breathe free

22.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 27 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

The freezing rain is a nice break from all the snow.

18.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 59 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

Nothing beats putting on my workout jeans straight from the dryer.

21.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

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