Sundays in the Park with Spiders Georg

too real lol

Me with babou

One of the memes of all time

I believe the purpose of education is to help everyone create a healthy, informed, curious, and compassionate society.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.

"Why is X profession making more than me!"

Well bestie, you ALSO need a raise.

Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

As a Neguse constituent, I can say he does generally seem to be aware of what his constituency wants him to do, and generally does it

started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Primaries for senators

“HOLD OUT FOR MORE THAN ZILCH” in Mamdani campaign sign lettering

before you set out on a path of revenge, dig two graves: one for your enemy, and one for their child, so that you snuff out their entire bloodline. if they have more than 1 child, you’re gonna need to dig even more graves.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Performative decency is actually *so* important for this reason.

It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.

And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd

Uncles are always getting roasted on here and I'm tired of it. The only misinformation I tell my nephew is that he's good at drumming and his mother loves snakes.

The three genders:
IRT
BMT
IND

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Colorado has voted to continue funding free school meals, resoundingly!

There are more of us than there are of them.

You don’t have to be dying to be held.

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

I have always rooted for all teams to win. Life hands us enough defeats

summoning circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 dodgers 🕯

🕯turn down invite 🕯

🕯️to White House 🕯
🕯 🕯

*me pretending to get jokes about specific players, I have no idea who any of them are* haha yeah