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Jori Virtanen

@majorhubris.bsky.social

Snips, snails, and puppy-dogs' tails.

242 Followers  |  228 Following  |  124 Posts  |  Joined: 16.09.2023
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Vankilat ovat tÀynnÀ, koska lakimuutoksilla hallitus halusi antaa raippaa eikÀ mitÀÀn yhdyskuntapalvelua.
Vanki maksaa pΓ€ivΓ€ssΓ€ 70€. Yhdyskuntapalvelun tekijΓ€ 3€, ei syrjΓ€ydy, ja tekee tyΓΆtΓ€.
Rahaa ja elÀmÀÀ siis heitetÀÀn kaivoon.
Arvaa mihin muuhun valtiolla on varaa? Rakentaa lisÀÀ vankiloita.

16.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been a while since I last made chili that's so hot it lets me see colors beyond time and space. HΓ€rregΓΌd.

22.01.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never seen Pingu voiceacting actually recorded, this is amazing

21.01.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Very Skeletor Christmas
YouTube video by BrocksDubs A Very Skeletor Christmas

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all y’all.

24.12.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I indulged myself a short break off Xmas cleaning. I spent it listening to a great audiobook and painting skaven. Most relaxing.

24.12.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@helenlohara.bsky.social @chrishewitt.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social My kids saw me set up my Xmas calendar. Being 5 & 7, I glossed over what's going on. They now think this is Christmas Hans, bringing joy when he lands on the street. Each day they can't wait to watch him fall a bit further.

22.12.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy trails, Hans.

01.12.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I'm not saying I overindulged on the Thanksgiving turkey, but my pants ripped on the way home.
I regret nothing.

22.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
STFU
YouTube video by Dead Pioneers - Topic STFU

Dead Pioneers sits firmly in my "Holy shit, need more of this" shelf.
youtu.be/fFWtmS6ubFA

20.11.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an endemic issue thru the whole hobby. E.g. go to any web store selling miniatures or printable 3D files. Search for a woman magician or dual wielder. Your search will offer corpses, men, and increasingly lurid sex bombs with assault breasts, but no properly clothed or armored individuals.

18.11.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My kid's drawing of me. Apparently they see me as Weird Al Yankovic. Or Weird Al is their dad. I mean, you could do worse, I suppose.

17.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's one thing about RPG and strategy miniatures I wholeheartedly dislike it's the lack of representation. I'd also appreciate if we had women minis in more than the "assault boobs and high heels" variety. Sexy is a complex concept, sure, but going tits ahoy as your only option ain't it.

14.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Clash - I'm so Bored with the U.S.A. (Official Audio)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO The Clash - I'm so Bored with the U.S.A. (Official Audio)

youtu.be/2D-l1MauBmM

11.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is the season. Concept of a happy Jack by kids, cutting by me, pumpkin brain scooping by all (with a lot of laughing ewwws by all).

03.11.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So fun to see the first three back to back in a movie theater, and from original film copies no less. I've lost count on how many times I've seen each, but I do know I was eight years old when I saw the first one.

01.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT ME

15.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of snow white sitting in a cell ALT: a cartoon of snow white sitting in a cell
15.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's one trope I particularly dislike in video games is the disabling of player character in cutscenes. You wade thru 50 enemies, an unstoppable combat monster. Then the cutscene starts. Someone knocks you out with a branch, or you're suddenly afraid of a single pistol.

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Still my favorite coaster.

29.07.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My five-year old daughter giddily sings the Ramones song Beat on the Brat. I don't think she knows what the song is about <3

29.07.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nifty.

27.07.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Afterwards the four-year old says to her sister, "let's put on more heavy metal!" <3

21.07.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face and saying `` im so proud '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face and saying `` im so proud '' .

I told the kids to be careful with the stereo volume, as walls of sound can be really loud. I demonstrated this with Strapping Young Lad's Detox, which is so very gloriously loud, and cranked up the volume. The kids answered by pumping up the volume _even more_, and setting up a two-person mosh pit.

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