🕊️Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler🕊️

Sometimes I just want to cuddle, but everybody is just trying to 👉🏽👌🏽 me.

*sigh* I guess I’ll lay on the couch wrapped up in a blanket and pretend like someone’s holding me 😭😭😭

So much to unpack in these two words

About me:

Because i need cuddles

I learn new words every time I log in here

Ikr! I was pleasantly surprised lol

This is crazy because I KNEW I lost after rice and Henry played. I didn’t even go back and check lol

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It’s on my bucket list! 😉

Omg why would you protect bats?! 😆😆😆 I was unaware that our standard domestic woodland creatures aren’t over there lol

What about possums?

And catch a leprechaun for me. I need some good luck!

Finally you show you have a smidge of sense!!

I hope bats take up shelter in your home and their movement drives you crazy at night!

(Also do yall have raccoons over there? 👀)

I was pissed off for so many reasons watching this!

It’s definitely real! She doing questionable shit!

It’s already questionable having that raccoon on the bed while simultaneously having that melanin content…..

Why the FUCK is her bed a mess like that?!?! DPMO

🎶 All I can say is yesssssss 🎶

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HOW YOU WHAT?
Out the gate

I want some fried chicken with the crack on it 😭😭😭

My husband?!?! HELL YEA!!

I’ll be rehearsing lines for months. Use the idea of him going to prison to conjure up some tears. And blame it on someone I don’t even know

*and scene*

It’s an actual name of a bird 😆😆😆

Hell yea!! My little young ass singing “POP THA COO-CHAAAAY” 😆😆😆

Dang you didn’t hear them on Major Payne? That’s where I first learned lol

Definitely the Balds

But we should slander those Foot Fiends more!!

Nah I love spicy food!!

Delicious! I will have another when I go to a baseball game lol

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Yessss lol but it was good!

Chill out 🙂‍↔️🤚🏽

Actually yes 🙈 lol

My first foot long 🙃

If my patients only knew that I’m arguing with their insurances while reciting all the lyrics to Knuck If You Buck……