alfred hitchcock

i love the fact that the president is a guy who wears bright red hats that say “i was right about everything”

im sure nobodys ever made this observation before but maybe the jedi order would benefit from an on site therapist instead of just refusing to train anyone with emotions or feelings

can we get some zohran in FL please

sorry kamala harris you can crash out on john stewarts show as much as you want. if you didn’t want this to happen maybe you should’ve run a better campaign than fucking donald trump

really was not expecting the new gumball show to say eat the rich on episode one. i might watch the whole season

to clarify, this issue does not make pokemon games bad. this issue is just so catastrophically emblematic of all of the problems with the development cycle of pokemon games in general. if they cant fix something they already had a solution for eight years ago then idk what to tell you at this point

it is 2025 and game freak still has not programmed following pokemon to match the players run speed. this is a mechanic they actually had figured out in 2017 when they released the “lets go” games. and i guess ever since then they just decided to make their fucking games consistently worse

ive been right about dave chappelle since 2018

my favorite genre of reddit post is when someone makes an effortpost calling out the sub they’re in. its the most self important person in the world imagining an issue and truly feeling like they need to speak out about it to the masses. they all feel like this guy

but it helps to laugh. and try to make others laugh. bond with the people around you. create a sense of community. all we have is each other

its just really difficult to be here right now. you have to keep your head down and act like everythings fine when every fiber of your being is telling you that it’s not.

gamefreak is paywalling base game content now lol

i cant wait to form a polycule in the new tomodachi life game

we should all maybe remember to think before we post sometimes

vote eric adams. hes the only one that can prevent a dystopian future where you dont have to pay rent

in case you forgot, im andrew cuomo, son of mario, brother of luigi, enemy of bowser, protector of the mushroom kingdom.

you know you dont have to wait for a person to declare themselves a white supremacist in order to categorize them as that thing

if you make deltarune art please let me absorb you

im happy to announce that a gentleman posted an ai video of California governor gavin newsom in this very comment thread and deleted it under zero pressure. he must have found out

if you post ai images of california governor gavin newsom just know

productive day today

real ones understand

will smith is the jojo siwa of rap

maybe sometimes we should miss the forest for the trees

the real reason trump wont reveal the epstein docs is because they were secret lovers

everybody say thank you pusha t

Twitter is my weapon of justice and the block button my bullet

no amount of tweets from democrats are going to save us from this. kamala harris is not doing anything to fight for freedom like she’s been saying she would do since she lost the election. don’t let them off easy. they are just as bad as republicans.

this frame drives me fuckin crazy youd think they’d treat this situation more seriously than to have literally every character posed the same way like robots

anyways stream nani