We let people freely enter new reference records into the DB, and the time has finally come to reconcile them into something actually useful. He said "use AI" but unfortunately the age-old mantra of Shit In Shit Out still stands
19.02.2026 14:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Having to explain to my boss that this task is taking me longer than expected BC I can only look at it for so long before I become like a raging chimpanzee
19.02.2026 14:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Say hypothetically we met irl because of posts,,,,
09.02.2026 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Do u reckon he did a classic "coding synonyms" search for that one, or did he have his PA type it into his agentic whatever for him?
09.02.2026 22:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An article from Business Insider with the title "The guy who coined 'vibe-coding' says the next big thing is 'agentic engineering'". There's also a picture of the man in question beneath (it's Andrej Karpathy)
Taking some real fucking deep breaths over this one
09.02.2026 22:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS ACTUALLY A #3 (teen me is shaking)
07.02.2026 11:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What do you MEAN the latest Kingdom Hearts game released in *2020*
07.02.2026 11:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A picture of a black cat peeping over a window mounted bed. She has yellow eyes and ears easily the size of the rest of her entire head
Cannae believe I have not yet posted Luna pix here, but update, can you believe this perfect creature lives in my home??
06.02.2026 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What kind of brain rot is it where one of my favourite activities has become occasionally looking at houses I can't afford
06.02.2026 13:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I sparkle-heart literally everything with few exceptions, welcome to my twisted mind etc etc
31.01.2026 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"how much overlap is there in the Venn diagram of this post and you working in tech", you say? Wel,,,
31.01.2026 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Bit concerned that I might be unduly fixated on things being a scam / con all the time, but in my defence, things should stop being fucking scams all the time
31.01.2026 21:44 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
In some ways it is good to know that I have at least made it *more annoying* to try and reconcile bits of my info, except for when I am trying to plead the case that I am Definitely Not A Scammer, signed, not the fucking name associated to this account
10.01.2026 13:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Randomly get blocked from an account...no response from support...wonder if it's BC I use an anon email fwding service...send pleading follow up & ask could it be my email forwarder, but I'm really me I promise, here's my government name...check auto response.....I set my display name to an alias
10.01.2026 13:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Love when you're deep into a Wikipedia article on art, and you can track the level of struggle the author had trying to neutrally convey "what it is" based on the number of parentheses used to clarify their description
07.01.2026 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unironically some of the most fun I've had gaming this year:
1) Game where you crank thru different retro screensavers (Stars of the Screen)
2) Literally just an average day on Geocities [COLORIZED] (Hypnospace Outlaw)
29.12.2025 04:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Did not get to Elysium yet as I have taken a detour via Hypnospace Outlaw (also cooked up in a lab, just for me)
29.12.2025 04:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A pair of hands holding 3 modern touchscreen flip phones; each phone is in the folded position, and each has a screen on the front showing a clock and a cute graphic
A sidekick phone, in the open position showing the screen panel slid above the main phone body, which has a full QWERTY keyboard with tiny round buttons. The phone screen has an image of a sad clown on
My current prediction is that phones like these on the left (what I currently have) seem to be increasingly niche in favour of the ones that fold out to be like tablet-size instead; I'm also still bitter about the death of sidekick-style full keyboards tbqh
27.12.2025 13:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If u want a reliable indicator of which phone form factors will be but a flash in the pan, just follow my lead I guess
27.12.2025 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Clocked in like ~50hrs on it and I honest to god started wondering if it was a bit. Like there's an early dialogue where someone went "hmm, that name sounds familiar". I was like "kind of smart to program in a character with the same name as what the player enters, wonder what they're gonna do w/it"
17.12.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Named my character in this RPG I'm playing completely off hand, not a name I usually use, game didn't give a prompt to work off of.
It is THE SAME as a character introduced in later game. What are the fucking chances
17.12.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Depressed enough that I started gaming again. Double bonus: Disco Elysium was on sale so I'm finally going to get to that
12.12.2025 02:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
(I know, it's just an egg on paratha, but my local place introduced me to it & they somehow time the egg part juuuuust right so that it basically fuses into the top layer of paratha, but doesn't fully mix. So the egg gets all crispy. I'm incapable of nailing it)
20.11.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I once looked up a recipe for this online & when I finally unearthed something that looked like what I wanted was soundly informed by the blog post that it is a dish he mostly makes for his toddlers. Made me think, maybe I do just want kid food tbqh
20.11.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Egg paratha egg paratha egg paratha
20.11.2025 13:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A Bluesky post that reads "Egg pa po"
I was in the middle of typing a post but something went weird with the display while typing, when I managed to fix it this is the gift I'd left myself:
20.11.2025 13:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And truly, what could be better than removing all of that pesky overhead. Only paying for the cloud hosting/processing/etc, with 0 further expectation or reliance on another actual human being
16.11.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So why would they ever deign to think about the minutiae, the unimportant stuff like how and when laundry gets done, where they're going to eat that evening? They don't have time for all of that; if they can pay someone else to think about that for them, they can focus on the Real Important stuff
16.11.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Of course, BC that's exactly the kind of mentality of their creators. They've ultra-optimised their time, it's all grind, all genius, all them working on important stuff that's going to save the world, drive that profit through the roof
16.11.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Of course. Of course that's exactly the kind of substrate that brings all this 'AI assistant' stuff out. Those ads seem so maddening and shallow, so barefaced about messaging "you don't need to think!!!"
16.11.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
reverse engineering, cryptography, exploits, hardware, file formats, and generally giving computers a hard time
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How strange it is to be anything at all.
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