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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ = βœ…. But πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί = ❌ Caffeinated Canadian, geek, likes bicycle rides, refuting antivaxxers/science deniers, fighting conspiracies/misinformation. Interests: Virology, Repro rights/Public Health, Geology, Tech, Social Sciences.

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LOL Napster... Fuck Metallica for wrecking that.
I recognized every damn clip they used. 😳

10.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a young lady helping an older lady who is using a walker. The older lady is saying "The internet used to come through the phone and it sounded like screaming robots". The younger lady says "Sure grandma, let's get you to bed".

Picture of a young lady helping an older lady who is using a walker. The older lady is saying "The internet used to come through the phone and it sounded like screaming robots". The younger lady says "Sure grandma, let's get you to bed".

10.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell ya! Why don't we just start calling him OG Internet now? We can get the hype goin.

09.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, I never got my own line. πŸ˜’

09.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black telephone with a cord is sitting on a table . Alt: A black rotary dial telephone with a cord is sitting on a table. These things were heavy as fuck and the cords were sturdy. Perfect weapon to swing at an enemy.

Naw, we don't fuck around... Especially us older folks, we know what to use. 😁

09.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This major fascist shit better not happen in Canada. We don't really have any gun show loopholes. πŸ˜…

09.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep trouble on a humanitarian basis is exactly what i'd describe America as being, under this current administration.

09.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the same way he treats women β€” consent doesn’t matter to him.

09.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Another two Shaheds down thanks to Wild Hornets’ STING interceptors 🐝

First, the β€œTortuga” crew of the 208th Anti-Aircraft Missile Brigade calmly shoots down targets one by one β€” and then starts destroying them while racing each other.

1/2

09.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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a cartoon mouse is sitting on a blue stool and smiling Alt: Jerry the Mouse sits on a blue stool and pulls a giant dunce cap onto his head.
09.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"can you refactor this microservice?" "no, but i can tell you if this string is a palindrome" #programming #cats #leetcode #engineering TikTok video by devhumour.ai

Oh, LOL.

09.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just run it by me. πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apply to vote by mail Apply to vote by mail.

O RLY?

09.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Riiiight, sure it is. Then Kushner and Twitkoff should have no problems going to Israel.

09.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not. McDonald's is really turning into a disappointment. πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At #PISECON 2026, I spoke about the effects of long-term subversion. This is the the 4W Model to identify so-called β€œAgents of Influence", such as academics, former politicians, diplomats, military, or authors, who lobby and propagate for authoritarian regimes. At 1:35
lnkd.in/dRMApY-b

02.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GitHub - 0xor0ne/awesome-list: Cybersecurity oriented awesome list Cybersecurity oriented awesome list. Contribute to 0xor0ne/awesome-list development by creating an account on GitHub.

Cybersecurity blog posts, writeups, papers, and tools

github.com/0xor0ne/awes...

#infosec

09.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That site for whites only is gross, and the people who use it are racist pieces of shit. Our gov needs to start cracking down on this crap along with the Canada First and Second Sons groups. They're recruiting hatemongers and we don't want to become the US.

09.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya, those other presidents has some ethics and usually followed the law.

09.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, what, Putin told him to knock that shit off with Iran because they need their Shahads to keep throwing at Ukraine? 😠 How in the hell does any American not see how much Trump clings to Putin?

09.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even "like" this, because NO WE FUCKING DON'T. Jfc the guy just caused Iran to start bombing every damn country in the neighbourhood. And that's just local, pretty safe bet the US will see various types of attacks soon enough.

09.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Like he's one of those we desperately need now.

09.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooo, fuck, not him! 😒

09.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Punk icon Jello Biafra hospitalized following a stroke "I realized I had 'fallen and I can’t get up!'"

Jello Biafra, singer of Dead Kennedy's has suffered a stroke.

www.straight.com/music/punk-i...

09.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of 5 crayons lined up in a row. The middle one is named "fucking surprised". As in, color me fucking surprised.

Picture of 5 crayons lined up in a row. The middle one is named "fucking surprised". As in, color me fucking surprised.

Fuck. Second time in 2 days i've had to whip this out. πŸ˜…

09.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Source: Havana Syndrome investigation is "a massive CIA cover-up" | 60 Minutes
YouTube video by 60 Minutes Source: Havana Syndrome investigation is "a massive CIA cover-up" | 60 Minutes

STORY TIME - 60 Minutes presents:

Source: Havana Syndrome investigation is "a massive CIA cover-up" (Black market ruSSian software-driven miniaturized pulsed microwave weapon was procured by US intelligence)

youtu.be/C1jmAj9OUOs

09.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@chadbourn.bsky.social if you haven't seen this interview yet.

09.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really good to see our Canadian media outlets willing to look at the actual evidence and report on it truthfully. Hopefully you get more interview requests from other countries as well, to get the real facts out there.

09.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This needs to get shared with US citizens as it's uncertain whether a lot of US based media outlets, will fully cover it honestly. Already the government is trying to brush it off, shift the blame and will soon likely start ignoring any questions or comments on it. #US #IRAN #children

09.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0