Alice Rose

My favourite event at the #olympics this year is kicking the shit out of ICE agents. Whatever that event is called, that's the best one.

Person in crowd in sunny day holding up a sign saying "we don't want your cis kids to be trans, we want your trans kids to survive"

We don't want your cis kids to be trans, we want your trans kids to survive.

Taken at London Trans Pride 2024

B.C. community of Tumbler Ridge in mourning after mass shooting kills 9, including 6 inside school | CBC

This is so devastating. My heart is with you, Tumbler Ridge.

💔

Now that we know how much the system runs on child trafficking, it makes a whole lot more sense why they're so invested in demonizing abortion.

He was equally baffled when he tried to watch "the Bone Temple"

Trump was apparently confused by the TPUSA halftime show, thought that 'Kid Rock' was the name of a new pedo island

It was never about a 'biological advantage'. It was never even about women's sports. It was always, and only, about fear mongering to divide us.

"I asked chatGPT"
"I asked grok"

"I sharted in the oval office, live on C-Span"

- Donald Trump

So hard to keep up with TV these days. Season 5 of the Epstein files just dropped and I'm still only half way through season 2.

We're gonna get GTA 6 before the roof of the Science Centre collapses

Fuck your Spotify wrapped. How many dogs did you pet in 2025? How many hours of sleeping in did you get? How many cop cars did you set fire to?

Rep cinemas don't give nearly enough praise to the 1998 masterpiece, Babe 2: A Pig In The City

Restricting trans health care is a stepping stone to restricting reproductive health care

Going to Ed Gein's house for dinner. He's serving cunt.

Say what you will about the comedians who agreed to do Riyadh. But after performing under an oppressive regime, they'll be so primed to host late night American tv.

Just kidding! The biggest takeaway from this week is that, whether or not Trump dies, the US administration will continue working towards dismantling the constitution, privacy laws, and human rights both in the US and across the globe.

The biggest takeaway from Trump's health scare is that spironolactone is frequently prescribed to people with his heart condition. So Mr. two-genders is currently on HRT.

Picture of a McDonalds menu featuring food from Italy, Japan and Germany and the caption “I'm loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu”

My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII

If the US erasing due process from the constitution 'because of a coding error' isn't the most dystopian shi...

Institutions will not give you the information you need to overthrow them. That's what queer comedians are for.

A recent paper suggests that our entire universe could exist inside a black hole and honestly that would explain a lot

Imagine dragging a table into the freeway across 3 lanes of traffic, pulling up a handful of chairs that only your friends could sit at.
And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.

My gf sent me this, and when I opened it I read the ad as a comment. Yeah little teapot, you been drinking hella weed for sure.

The problem with the music of the last 10 years is, specifically, Sam Smith's falsetto.

For the first time in US political history, it didn't pay to be a convicted sex offender. Sucks to be Cuomo.

What the hell?
What the helly?
What the heliocentric model of the solar system?

Y'all we're siding with Iran and Tucker Carlson. That's how bad things are. Let that sink in.

Remember when servers used to make like $6 then the special minimum wage was eliminated and businesses all cried that it would bankrupt them but they were literally fine?
Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.

I just discovered Unstable on Netflix. I didn't even know Rob Lowe had a son with Frankie Muniz.