Dave Freiberg

Got a box of these last month - loved them and now can’t find them in stock AMYWHERE

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Meet Tobias, Destroyer of Worlds.

This might be the best weather of the summer. It only took the end of summer to make it happen.

For when you want the taste of licking a metal railing without, ya know. . . licking a railing.

I don’t hate it but Detroit-style pizza is just square focaccia in pizza toppings drag.

We were all younger at some point. Here is a very young - coiffed and slinky me.

Ruminations of a cigar in two parts

This woman in a 30-second commercial delivers more concentrated high school drama monologue vocal-fry than should be allowed for human ears.

I want my friends to know that around me you can feel safe to be truly yourself, you can listen to that one song on repeat all day like a weird little gremlin and I won’t say anything

Latest message from TikTok:
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid... Dai...sy...Dai...sy, give me your answer...do..."

Dave-coded characters

Large wall mural of a surreal floating whale in clouds installed in our office bathroom

Here at FASTSIGNS we believe beauty should be celebrated on every surface - including the bathroom.

It’s genuine witty banter I missed on other sites. Happy to see it again.

My 2024 Wrapped - Get yours 2024 Wrapped

Am I basic? Am I abnormal? I don’t know how to take this.

A picture of my friend Jen and I from 2000. We are outside and she is sitting close to me while she drinks a glass of wine.

Picture it, 2000ish. I am about to realize that I need to just shave my head. Also realized that my friend Jen and I were confusing our friends as to the nature of our relationship

‘I’m Suffering’: What the 2024 Election Taught Me About America — Bloomberg Businessweek Trump’s comeback reveals dark truths about the country.

Good read to feel less alone right now.

It’s no shock to me that they will have completed the Notre Dame reconstruction before Chicago completes resurfacing the Kennedy expressway.

YouTube video by Brian Henigin WKRP Turkey Drop

Inaugural for Bluesky: the WKRP Turkey Drop.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Leads from the show “English Teacher” talking about porn on TVs inside a gay bar.

“English Teacher” is a great binge - better with the closed caption turned on.

A 1960’s scene in which a woman in a mustard jacket is adding shrimp to a giant tower of prawns with leaves as accents.

Doris knew what she was doing when she prepared an 11-tier prawn tower for the devout Christian bible study.

I just did this while writing a check this morning. Does this mean Ryan Murphy will be producing a drama series based on me?

First Christmas tree (of many) went up tonight in our house. Before you @ me, the current state of all this (gestures widely) is reason enough.

A 1960s food advert of a tree made of leafy parsley and adorned with hot dogs, olives and pickles

Merry holidays from the big pork lobby.