victor robles triple crown

yeah rowdy tellez might be a hall of famer

The Fall lyrics:

further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro

the more I get old the more I realize you do in fact just become a type of guy eventually

no one is more into cock and balls than your strange conservative uncle

wikipedia dark mode has changed the Game

just learned about a mexican football player & coach nicknamed "The Individual"

imagining alexander in history's biggest ever debt trying to cross southern mexico only to die of yet another bug bite

browsed the other app for 3 minutes and found someone saying completely unprompted that alexander the great would've easily conquered the americas. fun place

Friend Pool
Friend, NE

had an ultrasound done and now I know the exact dimensions of my balls and their volume in cubic centimeters

Donald Trump: Look, I'm gonna level with you, okay? I don't know what the hell I'm doing. And to be honest I'm kinda freaking out.. Help me. Help me

Zelenskyy: This is very strange. I don't, uh-

JD Vance: (flexing every muscle in his body) What? You wanna go, man?

I saw someone get thanos snapped for real. he disintegrated and everything

you know I got that mf thang onnn

finally copped a mariners jersey and it had to be #51

I dogged your wife, and she is a doofus BEASTIE BOYS, "WHAT COMES AROUND"

Don Hughes @getfiscal Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On December 31, 2022, Pope Benedict XVI, Joseph Ratzinger, my friend, died. He fucking died.

a big sandwich might be life changing

if you ever need me look for a flickering shadow at the edge of your vision

last night fucked up in the crib watching ra dickey highlights

if mitch garver hits we are going to win 120 games

the knuckleball needs to return in a big way

i didn't get fired for anything but btw i'm very opposed to human trafficking even tho it's literally SOOO profitable like you have no idea how much dough you can make but anyways

this dude just loves being the world's most wanted assassinated man

There should be a movie called A CONTEMPTIBLE RAT from 1905 that is one minute long and all known copies of were lost in a fire

"gamers" should be apprehended and beaten with large sticks outside the city walls

i think about the felix oppo grand slam at shea often. just quintessential mariners shit