Jefethebartender

Sometimes you have to give the crew nap time... #sailing #yachtracing #onetack

Cranked out a third place finish, despite the problematic winds ( 3 gusting 30) not only for this race, but overall for the series! #sailing #racing also, that #3 is thicc....

Why is it every time I hear someone say "the writing is on the wall" dealing with the #trump administration, I assume it is in #crayon? #nasa futurism.com/the-byte/nas...

I am sailing an IOR offshore racing sailboat, pretty hard to claim I don't know anything, I do require a crew, but that is just because I have 11 sails on the boat at any given time...

What about sailboats, I am under 60hp, but can put up 1500 sq' of sail.

Is he looking for a new wife?

First bullet! Third overall, first in B class! That j22 was sneaking up on me, but was able to walk away at the finish! #sailing #racing it was a sporty one out there as well, we were worried at the start that we were not going to have enough wind to do the race at all, then it jumped to twenty knts

Finally got to do well in a race! 150' from line honors! #sailing I am really liking this new boat!

Of all the things I didn't see on my July bingo card I am officially in a relationship.

Got the new boat out, we are working it out! #sailing there is a lot to learn on this one!

Delta Dachau?

Um, all of those locations are in North America...

Sailboat flying a Spinnaker

In other news the new boat sports a gigantic Spinnaker... #sailing #spinnaker

I need to have a bunch of unpleasant conversations, hopefully culminating in my having a lot more peace in my life.

Over a million died from covid, but I think he is trying for six million to keep up with his idol.

Let's just go backwards as much as possible, ffs

If the Insurance company doesn't screw me I am getting the red flags tattoo 🤣 and also maybe married, but that depends on how drunk we get after the next race.

Buying a new boat!!!!! The old one died. #sailing

Okay, time to make some hard decisions about my boat, very good chance that it isn't worth fixing, so there may be a bunch of Ericson parts going on eBay in a few weeks. Ripped the bulkhead right out of the tabbing on the hull. #sailing #youwereagoodboat

Had a great sail, but are you really racing if you aren't pulling the chain plates out? This is going to be an interesting fix, not exactly sure how I am going to get this back the way it is supposed to be

I will throw my life down for you, I will do everything I can to be everything for you, but under no circumstances do I have any ownership in that equation.

With the attacks on voting rights if I do get married (the possibility definitely exists) I have no requirements that she takes my last name. That is an old fashioned ownership thing, and if you marry me, I DO NOT OWN YOU, you are my partner, you are the one I will love and support. Cont.

Done, although I am also pro choice.

We will see what happens this time around, but this time actual plans were made.

Yerp, third time's the charm???

Guessing this is "pro-life"

When you need a yellow class flag, but you don't have a proper flag, you make do... #clubracing #sailing the commodore did approve it...

You can replace the pictures with Hitler, Manson, and Mungo, it would still work.

If we had dei, about 70%? But I am guessing triple.

Random Jeffy quote... "I feel my genetics falling apart listening to country music." (She thinks my tractor's sexy is playing in the background).