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i hate the monopoly in the browser market

"itll come back to bite me" has a *very* different meaning when it comes to vampires

wait I just realized. my phone (a pixel 6a) has the codename bluejay

something something bluejays I dont follow sports

necro-posting but you could use pyo3 to use the python library without having to rewrite it

we can use 8 year old laptops like they were made yesterday
why can't we use 8 year old phones

what do you do when the compiler is actually the problem for once and your code is perfect

we dont need like five companies owning half of the entire fucking internet

normalize not bringing your phone to the washroom its fucking disgusting

i wish a cute gay girl had ownership of me

would be better as a brainfuck script smh /hj

im a worthless piece of shit

ok but this is actually fire

A lower-case greek lambda in the colours of the lesbian pride flag

In this Pride Month, let us remember that #FunctionalProgramming has the privilege and honour to share our beloved λ with the Lesbian community. Let's go Lesbians!

the biggest mistake in software engineering was writing so much important software in C++ instead of a normal language like C

less than three months 'till the year of the linux desktop!

"frontend is harder" "no backend is harder" actually, webdev is stupid

"it's caused by vaccines!" "it's caused by tylenol" maybe the real cause of autism was the friends we made along the way

the only thing cringe about r/fakedisordercringe is the people who post on that subreddit and are part of the echo chamber

the solution to all bugs is to delete all your code and move into the wilderness, leaving everything behind

the square root of negative one doesn't exist, it can't hurt you

"ĉu la prociono priŝtelis la fungojn?"
- proverbo tokipona

every day, someone new learns about the unix epoch

encryption is hard

dm me if you want to join Xrun Poczonkaxles, the Discord server for a conpidgin called Poczonkaxles

I own the domain kijetesantakalu.org and don't know what to do with it

yall what's the most esoteric joke you can come up with

north sentinelese COULD be the most linguistically conservative language ever and we'd never know

"become the sleep deprivation you wish to make-up for"
- sun tzu, the art of war

Fun fact: Human beings (Homo Est) were inventing by Person Smith in 1256. Before then, everyone was a Human Wasing (Homo Proto)