Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇

Oh man!

I'm glad it's an easy fix.

My friend got pulled over and told the cop she was speeding because she was almost out of gas and wanted to get home before she ran out. He let her go.

I on the other hand got a ticket for speeding to the hospital while I was in labor. I have never had luck getting out of tickets.

Minerva McGonagall from Harry Potter

Dobby looks like Minerva McGonagall!!

Omg! 😻😻

The Original Buddha Board - Relaxing Water Drawing & Painting The Original Buddha Board: paint on the surface with water and watch your creation come to life. As the water slowly evaporates your art will magically disappear, leaving you with a clean slate and a ...

I bought one of these, and it's very freeing. It's only going to last until the water dries, so I don't have time to feel bad about what I drew because it's gone.

I love it and it has helped improve my skills.

buddhaboard.com?srsltid=AfmB...

Abner, a white dog is sitting on the couch wearing a witch's costume. He's wearing a black witch hat with a moon and stars on it, and an orange band. He's wearing a black and orange dress of the same material with orange tulle at the bottom. He's making a face as if he knows he's in a dress and I just took his picture.

Abner, a white dog is laying in his bed with a Coke label wrapped around his head and his tongue sticking out while looking at the camera

Abner, a white dog, is wearing a Halloween t-shirt. He is laying where all you can see is his back. The T-shirt is black, it has blue and red stars on it, two pumpkin stacked up on top of each other, and two ghosts on coming out of the sides of the pumpkins

Abner, a white dog, is sitting on a bed wearing a skeleton bat costume. It has a hoodie with little ears, and wings that stick out to the sides that you can see the bones of the wings. The part that covers his body you can see the spine and the ribs with the heart

I cannot convey the depths of my sadness to discover that #Howl-A-Ween wasn't about dogs.

So I'm hijacking the hashtag. Here's my Abner in various costumes.

Share yours here!!

Well, he *is* a useful tool.

Whichever one you prefer. I can see they both offer something different, so whichever works best for what you want. ☺️

I disagree. They want you to believe they are stupid, so when they're facing jail time their cries of "I didn't know" sounds more plausible

They think people that believe them are that stupid, so they talk to them on that level.

But they are cold & calculated. They know exactly what they're doing.

"We're not racially profiling people, that's disgusting. We only arrest people that don't have white skin or that don't speak American, it has nothing to do with race!" ~ evil assholes pretending to be too stupid to understand what they're doing.

Cartoon of a skull saying "I live inside your face"

#31DaysofHalloween

Yep, this is how it starts.

I saw that! I was like 😳

I'm the same way. But some days are just the way they are. 🫂

The orange rapist felon single-handedly killed the American soybean industry and the world moved on without us.

We're no longer needed or wanted.

This is our punishment for re-electing an insane fascist.

That's what it sounds like to me as well.

Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX X.com I fully authorized the President to call up 400 members of the Texas National Guard to ensure safety for federal officials. You can either fully enforce protection for federal employees or get out of the way and let Texas Guard do it. No Guard can match the training, skill, and expertise of the Texas National Guard. They defend our country with pride. America must also know that Texas still has thousands of National Guard assisting with the Border security.

Fascist pig!

This type of time is a human construct lol...

It's 11:11, it's still today

a card that says condolences with a dog and a paw print Alt: a card that says condolences with a dog and a paw print So sorry for the loss of your faithful companion.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I've been saying this all along.

It's a person in a ghost costume. There's a text exchange printed on the ghost costume. First text: Had a great time tonight The next 3 texts are from the same person, each marked read Me too ☺️ ✔️ You free on Friday? ✔️ Hey... ✔️

#31DaysOfHalloween

My friend found this website where you can send insulin.
bsky.app/profile/love...

That makes way more sense lol

And yeah, porn too!

Speaker Johnson says mass layoffs 'regrettable' but WH ‘required to do it by Chuck Schumer'

I thought lying was against his religion.

"Ignorance is the enemy of progress." ~ FBI Agent Nina Hayes, "Duster"

He only wants to fix Obamacare because he got rich when he committed fraud, but then got in trouble. Now fraud and corruption are legal and the preferred option of fascists everywhere, so he's ready to try again.