I am the war artist at the Queer Robot Fighting League
09.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am the war artist at the Queer Robot Fighting League
09.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, he should, money tips for people who can’t stand my face.
09.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God, Martin Lewis gets on my tits.
09.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The brilliant @darrenhayman.bsky.social has been gradually painting all of London’s tube stations… and I was willing him to get to Richmond, which is the one I use the most… and now he has and I’m pleased to own a bit of his art at last!
08.03.2026 10:05 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Episode 8 season 2 of Ted is , bizarrely, a remake of Goodbye to Lenin.
07.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thankyou
07.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New painting. Waterman’s Square, Penge.
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Doing commissions …
06.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s @bandcamp.com Friday!
Keep an eye on the thread below throughout the day 👇
My sister just called a Ginsters sausage roll a gangster sausage roll and this is why I love her.
06.03.2026 14:37 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Sister Ray Davies release their new ‘Holy Island Baby’ EP on April 17 via Sonic Cathedral and Well Kept Secret...
New painting. The Crooked Billet in Penge. acrylic onboard. A4.
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100% agree. People who bang on about ‘Roast Dinners’ are a bit Brexit anyway.
04.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s been a while since I proclaimed in public how much I hate the phrase ‘piping hot’ on cooking instructions.
04.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I want to . Then I’ll go
04.03.2026 11:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I am giving up a bit. I might have had enough of playing live. I just had an offer that I would have turned down when I was 16.
04.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can’t tell you how many ways the universe is telling me to give up music, but another good reason was delivered to me this morning.
04.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Three paintings of the sound mirror and pillbox on Abbots Cliff in Folkestone.
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I think it’s fair to say that I’ve caught up with demand for my bird beer mat paintings, so I might stop my ‘bird a day’ policy.
This is good news if you were interested in buying one though as there has never been more available to choose from!
There’s also a book!
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I ordered a curry for myself last night and managed to leave exactly half for tonight.
02.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Today’s bird on a beer mat.
A Puffin painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Pisces). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
Pisces is dreamy, gentle, and tied to the sea. Puffins are charming, oceanic, and symbolic of the watery world Pisces belongs to.
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A Puffin painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Pisces). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
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Today’s bird on a Beermat.
A Kingfisher painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Aquarius). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
The kingfisher is striking, unexpected, and almost otherworldly — a perfect fit for Aquarius’ uniqueness.
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A third painting from Friday in Folkestone.
Abbot’s Cliff Pill Box, near Folkestone, Kent. Postcard Painting. watercolour.
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A second view of the Abbot’s Cliff Sound Mirror, near Folkestone, Kent. Postcard Painting. watercolour.
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Abbot’s Cliff Sound Mirror, near Folkestone, Kent. Postcard Painting. watercolour.
Available
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A Kingfisher painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Aquarius). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
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Today’s bird.
A Robin painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Capricorn). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
Robins are at their most symbolic in midwinter — highly visible, singing even in cold weather, and closely tied to Christmas season.
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A Robin painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Capricorn). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
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Today’s bird.
A Pereguine Falcon painted onto a 1970s Bulmer’s Cider Zodiac drinks mat (Sagitarius). Beermat painting. Watercolour.
Sagittarius is adventurous, freedom-loving, and restless. The peregrine falcon embodies speed, travel, and the thrill of wide horizons.
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