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Bluebottle coffee goes hard

The dap is a fundamental New York mechanical movement. You can spot a transplant by their dap or lack thereof.

Hurt my hip doing yoga so like...wtf is the point

Loving my new little morning commute routine with the NYT puzzles. Wordle, mini crossword, connections and sports connections.

always wondering if the butter and cigarettes were to blame. I remember losing my grandmother at a young adult age. I wonder how the 32 year old version of myself would have still been best friends with his grandmother who took him in every Sunday to watch football and eat all day.

is on 84. She loved the sport and was invested even if her Jets were 2-14 on the season. I remember all of these fondly, just later in the life she went to the hospital the morning after the Superbowl. And how Superbowls started to lose their magic after that. I remember

The Superbowl is a beautiful reminder of my grandmother, Gloria. She had this comforting, matriarchal way of gathering her family for the occasion. I smell home cooked meals with lots of butter, cigarette smoke and Snapple ice tea. There's a rocking chair that had over a million rocks. The TV volume

40 degrees and the Lickity Split truck is doing rounds, music bumping. I love NYC

It's wild how we were force-fed an algorithm viewport with limited adjustable dials. I'm here to avoid El*n bots, shit talk the two party political system, and follow my fave sports minds. Hopeful that this could become days of Facebook or Twitter old and connect with friends. We'll see!

Twenty five years ago, or whenever twitter was invented, it was pitched by a friend on the basis of "it's where you go and say stupid shit like - Just farted on an elevator and someone walked in as I got off #sorrynotsorry."

So yeah, welcome Bluesky or whatever