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Sarah Dempster

@dempster2000.bsky.social

Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.

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A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

03.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1300    🔁 198    💬 33    📌 2
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An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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anyway imagine if sunset came with a sound effect. like a massive crunch

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I loved I Sent a Letter to My Love. Hilarious and devastating.

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Bernice!

03.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hope he can’t stop scratching it and is forced to wear a dog cone

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he looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew

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Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer | Speech Writer I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk

28.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 247    🔁 425    💬 9    📌 13
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Lmao

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An image from the “Allister Heath headline generator”. It simply says “Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh”.

An image from the “Allister Heath headline generator”. It simply says “Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh”.

27.02.2026 07:42 — 👍 181    🔁 25    💬 6    📌 1
A stone in the ground with the words ‘WTF 1620’ carved into it.

A stone in the ground with the words ‘WTF 1620’ carved into it.

When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.

25.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 471    🔁 100    💬 8    📌 3

🤣😜🤣

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Got stuck in a backpack (shoulders/confusion) in John Lewis. Had to ask for help. Assistant: “Perhaps you’d be safer with a tote?”

SAFER WITH A TOTE.

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Bloviating. Marvellous.

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Reminder that my friend’s Tory Dad said Labour only have one real policy: ‘free pies for the scruffy’

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The dawn chorus: the purest joy.

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It’s all very, very sad.

23.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so sorry, Moose. Thinking of you and sending love x

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Fatweazle

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tramp kettled by wasps ✖️
worzel confronted by bathers ✖️
womble arrested in morgue ✔️

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“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

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Gorgeous!

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Hang this in the Louvre

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HAHHAHAHHAHA

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You “can” say that again!!! 😮‍💨

20.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes I see “what you” mean…! 🤣🤣🤣

20.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

EXACTLY

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Hahahaha

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The monarchy? More like “the… CONarchy” (rhymes with “the monarchy”)!!

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the axis of weevil

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