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UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

haha, we are too strong willed and independent for that to work! *clueless*

every time someone tries to sell you some fancy new wrapper for the ideology where prices are the only true form of information & have a mystical power to reveal information beyond human understanding, remember this is how they want the world to be: infinite rape and murder by the lowest bidder

trump had like ~100 people killed, women and children etc, to secure a bag that would not buy him a F-450 with all the options. remember this. there was no other reason. he'd eat his own shit for a thousand dollars cash

predictive markets were called "assassination markets" back when they were first proposed due to their ability to trivially facilitate contracts on individual people's lives. the government being run by the polymarket hitman equivalent of an uber driver is a horror for all time

i am willing (metaphorically, i don't play with blood) to lay down money this shit is insider trading on predictive markets

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

@Stacytrouille_ CLINT????? de tous les personnages il a rendu FUCKING CLINT romancable????? et pas le sorcier????? atp even willy would have been better c'est quoi son probleme

language is beautiful

have we even talked about how they announced two new marriageable stardew characters and one of them is fucking clint

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.

excited for the day I wake up and discover we've knife-missiled the government of cuba in Operation Narwhal Bacon

does she have enough to share… 🥺

The Substack right has now unironically adopted the end of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile as their talking points.

announcing a war in the dead of night on Friday is a clear sign that you're confident it's gonna go really well and that everybody's gonna be on your side about it.

A colorful drawing of the fire starter pokemon, Pombom, from Pokemon Wind and Waves. The Pokemon, shaped like a Pomeranian, is happily jumping with a mouth open in a smile. A stylistic blob is behind the pokemon, invoking a lava lamp with a fiery color palette.

Happy 30 years of Pokémon! 💖🎉

Had to get those drawing outta my system before bed. 🫡

Gabe Newell aka mr. Counter strike

onion headline modified: "This war will destabilize the entire mideast region and set off a global shockwave of anti-americanism vs. LOL that's based

this place already forgot how mad it was at Anthropic when it pirated all those books and songs huh

Just finished the Behind the Bastards episodes on the impact of Jeffrey Epstein. And like a takeway is that he started funding anti-trans research because he allegedly SA'd a trans girl (she was 16 at the time) who turned around and sued his ass for it and he was mad that she sued him.

Julie on “Difficult People” asking if John Landis’ manslaughter is worse than his kid. (It’s not.)

Evergreen:

I understand *why* this is the case, practically and psychologically, but it never ceases to be bizarre to me how quitting benzos, booze, and smoking were all easier than quitting doom scrolling on my phone.

haha man - this answer *sucks ass.* love how sam doesn't mention LAPD, cops, police, copaganda etc even once - just vaguely gestures at "the negative feedback"

comic is from poorly drawn lines (that's the name of the comic) it's a several panel illustration of a mouse, a turtle and a snail wearing sunglasses having a conversation.the characters just stand still and talk so I'm not going to distinguish which panels have which speech bubbles. the mouse wearing a tie first says I'm finally getting into hustle culture. the turtle wearing a hat replies. hustle culture is over. we're doing leisure lifestyle now. the mouse replies but what about the grind? the turtle says it was a pyramid scheme. the snail and sunglasses also smoking a pipe says yeah the guy went to prison Mr grind. the mouse says they put Mr grind in prison just for grinding. the snail with sunglasses replies mainly for investment fraud to which the mouse says oh.

tai lopez viral YouTube ad pointing to Lamborghini in his garage.

The SEC Has Charged Social Media Influencer Tai Lopez With Running A $121 Million Ponzi Scheme. He Promised To Buy Old Brands Like Radio Shack And Turn Them Into E-Commerce Businesses, But The SEC Says It Was All A Fraud. image shows present day Tai Lopez with the brand logos for black millionaires and radio shack illustrated next to him.

100% true story about mr grind himself

Inside this latest Trump-Mamdani meeting: -Last time the two met, Trump asked him to return with ideas to build big things. Mamdani came back with a massive housing proposal -Mamdani's team created mock headlines to show Trump how such a project would be received. He was "very enthusiastic." -Mamdani pushed for release of Columbia student detained today, Trump calls him later to tell him she's being released -Mamdani gives Susie Wiles a list of four other students he wants help with, all targeted in pro-Palestinian protests https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-zohran-mamdani-new-york-housing-3835daca395dbe46c2f3da2433ec24f4 Quote Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Fascinating

in a literal total collapse of civilization everyone is fucked and the most practically skilled people don't become kings, they just live long enough to watch the people they love all starve so yeah if you think that's gonna happen just enjoying life in the city isn't a bad play