The Christmas Prince

Dean Cain was miscast as Superman.
But if they need a new Homelander, he’s your guy.

Sunk-cost fallacy and cheating students are the only things keeping AI in business at this point.

Just look at how usage of ChatGPT plummets as soon as the semester ends.

Turns out that most people, even conservatives, don't want to be Nazi stormtroopers.

This dipshit making himself look like a fool then trying to speak from a place of journalistic integrity? Sir, you resigned in disgrace and now work for a channel nobody watches.

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

Chinese century

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺

I am a single-issue voter now and that issue is vendetta.

The President of the United States went on CNBC today and said: He won the 2020 election (he didn’t). He has a 71% approval rating (he doesn’t). The jobs numbers were rigged (they weren’t).

I could say something funny here, but I won’t. It’s just so damn dangerous to have him in the White House.

a red button inscribed with “never forget 5 aug 2023, montgomery, al” and featuring a folding chair

never forget 🫡🫡

You can't even travel the world or the seven seas anymore!

Blue poster standing on wooden boardwalk, oceanside, outside Granville Island market. Image: cartoon white seagull, yellow french fry tipped w red ketchup in its beak. Text: “Warning: Seagulls steal snacks by the sea shore.”

I’ve seen one of these birds grab a whole pizza out of someone’s hands at the crowded Granville Island dock & fly away with it. They are bold, determined & hella strong.

Any Dems who don’t have this attitude should exit politics now:

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

Son Heung-min's last competitive game for Spurs saw them end a 17-year trophy drought 🏆

His final game in a Tottenham shirt came in his home nation, South Korea 🇰🇷

Hard to script a better ending 🤍

Classic Murph

Being accused of being tired when you are a little kid is worse than being accused of murder.

Another Spurs legend scoring on the Union in MLS Cup? It'd break my heart.

London is increasingly under Shania law. And that don't impress me much.

a man with a headband on his head is smiling and says now comes the part ALT: a man with a headband on his head is smiling and says now comes the part

Go Birds!

Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Minimum-Security Women’s Prison in Texas

There it is.

110% tax on all income over $200k

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'

morning mood

Pedophile isn't a protected class.

Is it a coloring book?