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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"

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Truly the worst combination of problems

It's R3, just so you know. Fuck, man. Fuuuuuuuuck I'm actually DEVESTATED

Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You - Hayley DeRoche Your last words But before them What to murmur to a lover in bed What to say in the group chat when someone's Sister mother brother is dead and The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal Your wedding toast, too Your best friend's birthday roast You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast. You can cradle to grave away Every warm human word You could ever have said And when they chisel your gravestone For your final rest We can ask ChatGPT Because it knew you best

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THERE WAS A TAUNT BUTTON IN SILKSONG THIS WHOLE TIME????

I just beat it and I could have been aura farming THE WHOLE GAME INSTEAD???

"It isn't REALLY a ban, they could always just sell it elsewhere" is fundamentally the same argument as "they aren't TECHNICALLY a monopoly" in that they both completely overlook the material realities and impacts of companies like Steam across an entire industry and ecosystem

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Even queers who are "just little guys" living the most inoffensive possible life with their stuffies and their cozy games and their soft colors will just end up accused of "sexualizing children" the same way that babyfurs are accused. If you are queer you are offensive

This person has been doing us all a major service uploading these strips for years now, so… ;o

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My honest reaction watching Kpop Demon Hunters tbqh

demon girl pranks an angel girl by plucking a random feather while helping with the angels pinfeathers and causes her to flare out her wings and cum EVERYWHERE waowie zowie her halos flickering while she shakes and the demon is taking Notes

i cant stop thinking about this now, you have Shot me with a Gun

helping an angel girl with her pinfeathers while her wings are molting and watching her cum handsfree from it

I always maintained the hardest part of doing Onlyfans was keeping your apartment clean

That and learning Premiere

you ever try this version of Bop It?

Small one! Many such cases with transfemmes.

Even if,

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Also like, Dano is a strong actor that plays weak characters you idiot, sometimes you need the wettest, saddest meowmeow

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

This would fix me

Much to consider

Also Jesus Christ I forgot how immaculate her boobs look in a slutty top, LORD

Happy Skanksgiving to all, and to all a good bite!

Hey everyone 🚀

I was raped violently in July and lost a pregnancy by him and lost my job.

I need to pay rent and I don’t know what to do. My bank is $-247

Can yall share this? Please

This is a huge emergency.

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Hell yeah, thanks chief

Someone tell me if Metroid Prime 4 is good or not

It's Metroid Prime but I fear the open world slop and dipshit companion chatter

71 quotes and not a single like, dunking at levels never before even dreamed

Reposting because here’s the quick little cover that didn’t preview