Colgate

"our game is just like X but we do Y as well!" all you are doing is making people want to go and play X

i think the average video game pr team makes their game look less appealing to an outsider and only sometimes makes the game look more appealing to people who have already bought and played the game

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

more valid targets to throw rocks at

we do Not need another Buster But It's Red And Explodes type weapon but by the time you've got 7 weapons you're really struggling for a unique niche for the last one. have 6 and then you can get way weirder with the weapons without having to worry about dramatic overlap

honestly while i'm one of the biggest boss rush defenders on the planet, mm1 having six robot masters IS something more games and esp fangames should do. the longer games have their own strengths but six rms solves so many issues (especially when making a good set of weapons - 8 is really too many!)

wtf that's my thing

>subscriptions page on youtube not only no longer has list view but it also makes it as inconvenient as possible to get chronological view
can we have a decent youtube alternative that isn't just a safe haven for nazis please

it is in fact preferable to make your placeholders look jarring and like shit so you don't forget to replace them (and why would you be making trailers with placeholders anyway)

I think emulators are cool as hell but I am always surprised at people's apathy or disinterest in continued updates or new emulators for systems that are "well covered"

I just saw a mame update for Turtles in Time that fixed missing sprites during the Sewer Surfin. That game was added to mame in 99

i need people to start actually giving their images proper alt text on here so my filters can block them

sorry. strong as fuck ice mummy instead

i thought you were better than that. i thought you were strong. willing to stick to your guns. knowing that any friend who stands in your way must be no friend at all. but i see now... you're not the valiant hero we all thought you were.

This is from HR 7661, calling itself the Stop the Sexualization of Children Act. This must not pass.

BlueSky has invented a new form of ban where they ban you but it’s not a ban so you can’t appeal it because you haven’t been banned even though you’re banned.

Mario is entering Bowser's Castle. Luigi is riding Yoshi and saying to Mario as he enters, "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers."

Mario is Missing (DOS, 1992)

beating up your back for hurting you

man i don't even need the ultraman kill gif you already know you're gonna get what's what

you're just mad you'll never get a dm from me

when mom asks you if you have a valentine so you have to explain what a 1CC is

My name is MegaFan38. I live at the house furthest to the left of Big Wave, Echo Ridge, Electopia. This is my confession. If you're reading this post, I'm probably dead, murdered by MMX6 fans. X6 fans have been creating a world of false "unpopular" takes for over a year now & using me as their idol.

its kinda crazy we call everyone who fucks a robot a robot fucker i think there oughta be a distinction between guys who think aegis is hot vs like. metal gear ray

so you hate puppies?

no

i especially love the "can you prove they're miserable" when if you read the post they literally say they don't want to play these games yet force themselves to anyway

A screenshot of Zoo Tycoon 2, featuring its Killer Penguin caged in a high-security exhibit. It looks like a rockhopper penguin, but bulkier, with sharp teeth poking out of its beak, crazier tufts, and glowing white eyes.

This might sound like hyperbole.

It is not.

They took a decision they were warned would cause trans kids to die. Trans kids died. They covered that up and attacked those trying to expose their cover up.

They deserve to go to prison and nobody will ever be held accountable.

It is the UK way.

we shitposted too close to the sun and manifested these people into existence

today's scrandle was just ragebait. nothing more nothing less

subscribe feed has row display completely removed + cannot search by date in any capacity anymore