MaryIsOwning2025

Me and my boss. He was loving it 🤣

I bring two clementines to add some fruit to my lunch and the second one is inedibly bitter 😭

HR swung by to take a look and laugh 😂🤣😎

How I look when I post on here

It’s always been one of my faves

It’s really the vest. He wears vests ALL THE TIME. I can only do about an 85% accuracy because I can’t replicate the hair or beard, but everyone knew 🤣🤣🤣

I’m crossdressing today for Halloween. I dressed up like my male boss 🤣 Everyone here gets the joke and it’s delightful

I don’t know much about Transformers, so this could be me seeing something wrong but…this looks like a shitty paint job, right? Inside the circles should be smooth and not bumpy. The bumps don’t look like they are trying to be something, but again, I could just be ignorant

Im genuinely impressed. I hate all of Taylor Sheridan’s shows but I’m impressed by him not being happy with the new Paramount leadership and leaving

Guys, this is my sister’s work Halloween costume and I am so proud. She said her COO did a double take 🤣

I always do

I’m leaving for a work trip next Monday. The kids won’t be back to my house until the 16th so he wants to come back to a tree 🤣 he likes it up around his birthday (the 23rd)

My youngest wants to put the Christmas tree up on Friday 🤣 He’s almost 15. Someone just really loves Christmas 🎄 I might do it idgaf 🤷🏻‍♀️

entire drink and the second chalupa in the fridge. I got hungry while working from home and when I opened the fridge, there my food was.

Silly, kind of trivial things, but man, they sure were nice 🥰

about 2 week prior. I had forgotten that I laced the correct number of zip ties through one of the grommets on the sign and put it in the cabinet, ready to go.

2. I bought Taco Bell for a late dinner last night: a 2 chalupa meal with a Mtn Dew. I only ate one chalupa and the taco. I put the /2

Two instances of past Mary being very good to present Mary.

1. Yesterday at Cedar Point, I had a seat on a ride that had a broken handle. It couldn’t be used so we “tie it off” (put a do not use sign on it to keep guests from sitting there). I had cleaned up and organized the control booth /1

It was a bucket list thing for this old lady, but I like being the mom of the crew 🥰

Me too…but the second season of Enterprise and the latter seasons of Discovery, I was uncannily good at predicting

It became a problem to me when watching it, my bf and I would be able to predict what would happen

And yes, I felt bad feeling that way because of the perception that if you didn’t like her character that was somehow tied to racism and no no no, I love Sonequa. I never faulted her acting. I fault the WRITERS

I love Kings Island! I just don’t work there. My sister has though 🥰

I also have my criticisms of Discovery and one of those is the character of Michael Burnham. It’s pretty bad when in seasons 4 and 5 she is just always “the only one” who can solve the problem

I have seen him there 🥰

Person wearing hard hat and bright orange safety vest stands on a metal walkway beside a roller coaster track. She is smiling and holding a sign that says “Cedar Point ride operations associate of the week”. Behind her is a roller coaster lift hill and a water tower that says “Cedar Point”

The picture was taken a month late but it’s still cool. Got this on Saturday 🥰

It’s pretty gross when I post a TikTok about being a ride operator and this is a comment I get. For context, I showed my palms being bruised and mused a little about that in the video

Im watching an Easter egg breakdown and it seems to hold up to me. I thought I caught a lot but I did NOT

I did! Went to the theater and it is good! I had a lot of fun