As heard from the patron near me, bellied up at a dive bar, somewhere, Iowa... "Nails and weird claws creep me out."

02.12.2024 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not real alpha males, just the pretenders.

01.12.2024 03:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heard from inside Sara's home office: "Just because all that great food is here, I don't need to eat it." Thanksgiving leftovers are calling Sara at 10:30 AM. ♡

29.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I'm thinking about biting you, but the dilemma tired me out, so I went to sleep on you instead."

29.11.2024 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYj9ortD/

22.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0