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desperately trying to get offline. // Funny Or Die, UCB, MrBeast, Kreativ, America Won't Shut Up

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this is how i found out

11.06.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable

09.01.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2376    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 16

Mike Breen: Bang!
Max Strus: Bangs!!!

09.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cut to 10 years later:

it’s still lebron 🀦

04.01.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the breast country in the world

14.12.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

USA-Cups!

14.12.2024 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s funny … the skeleton thing happens in the scene where they are driving the wrong way on the highway, although its quick. that said, i think its just john candy. my guess is this frame is from an extended or director’s cut, tho u’ll see it frequently online.

14.12.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this movie made me laugh real hard an uncountable amount of times

07.12.2024 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

peacock frantically deleting the option to make your pfp the boss baby

06.12.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rob, this was fantastic!

06.12.2024 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the time between Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) and Home Alone 2 (1992), someone must have informed John Hughes that skeletons don't typically have eyes and that sort of bums me out.

28.11.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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we’re thankful for all these funny people

go.bsky.app/HNMmFwz

27.11.2024 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

this is incredibly cool!

22.11.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

broke my arm and this doctor tried to put in a podcast. turns out it was the three smartless guys in a trench coat. this is a bad hospital!

21.11.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at ESPN needs to tell Pat McAfee to tidy up his desk. What if company drops by? What will they think?

21.11.2024 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heading into the studio to record a parody version of Cher’s β€œIf I Could Turn Back Time” that’s about destroying the internet in its infancy

21.11.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I think it's to a point where it's so undeniable across genres that if, say, some Hard Rock Dude was making a Top 10 list he'd be like "How many's that, nine? You know what, just go ahead and throw Kelly Clarkson on there as well."

21.11.2024 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he regrets piling all of his Tonight Show money into a 60-foot hill.

20.11.2024 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but also, how?

20.11.2024 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

general question for anyone reading this: what?

20.11.2024 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sports are great because they don’t drop all their episodes at once and you never have to wait 2.5 years for a new season.

20.11.2024 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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