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Literally your one job was don’t create the Borg.

fine to consume food you have paid money for but any food obtained for free needs to be disclosed along when you submit your voting papers. Your arrest warrant will be issued on your return to the country where you will spend time attending a freedoms re-education programme (food not included)

i’d love some hair so I could be manipulated with a cut 😭

ideas from a party full of the tiniest libertarian sausages

accepting thousands of dollars in political donations from tobacco companies is just pure, honest, libertarian democracy in action whereas a cold bottle of water on a hot day for constituents voting is a threat to national security and tears apart the very fabric of our nation

really does speak to the average ACT politician/supporter IQ they believe it’s possible to be influence by a donut

it’s why you never see ACT supporters out protesting their beliefs, ankle bracelets don’t let them get very far 😭

in the defence of ACT voters, I’m pretty sure plenty of them can’t go near schools on polling day so that sort of thing wouldn’t influence their strong beliefs

“what is the crime?!” I scream as the police drag me away from the polling booth “…enjoying a succulent free Māori hangi?!”

used to interview myself a lot as a teenager too, shane

as per the well known the traditional values we all hold in New Zealand, i’m starting the day by saluting our flag

every accusation is a confession part 19494727

Chippie is anemic but it’s too late now, they’ve lost already

just an incredible day online

Bet they even have PC’s that run Kerbel Space Program

sure but, and hear me out on this one… imagine a building, that has *waves hands* monitors on the walls

the mind bending technology we now have; MONITORS on WALLS. Living in the future, people.

there’s way too much ego on the bald side for this to happen

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incredible super secret not-train adventure in Rotorua 🇳🇿

too hot for twitter birthday pic 😮‍💨

MY BEAUTIFUL CEASFIRE, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE GREATEST IN HISTORY, IN ONLY TWELVE DAYS, WORLD PEACE GOD BLESS AMERICA

truly what the founding fathers envisioned 🇺🇸

ten million people “plz leave” is some escalatingly mentally bankrupt shit from the most morally and mentally bankrupt nation known

you wouldn’t know them though, they’re from another city

oh great cool cool cool cool cool

Doobie Brothers might have just released the album of the year. God damn. Cannot stop smiling. Learn to Let Go and Lahaina might fix me.

but her emails

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

depends on how scared you were and if you maybe possibly could have seen finger guns