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a bunch of red and white balls in the sky ALT: a bunch of red and white balls in the sky
20.10.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hua Yong may have some tips on that ๐Ÿคญ

20.10.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks very cozy ๐Ÿซ‚

20.10.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yummy ๐Ÿ˜

20.10.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I'm in a candy store ๐Ÿคค

10.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And drop the soap ๐Ÿ˜Œ

04.10.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My calf and hamstrings would cramp so bad ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Looks doable otherwise though ๐Ÿ˜…

04.10.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or you can just stack more than half of your plate with fruit and veggies. ๐Ÿค”

Granted, you can add lentils and chia seeds to almost anything, so they're pretty useful too.

03.10.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might be a pain in the ass honestly ๐Ÿคญ

02.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ๆ€–ใ„ใ‚ˆใญ๐Ÿ˜”

ๆ€งๆšดๅŠ›ใฎ่ขซๅฎณ่€…ๆ”ฏๆดใ—ใฆใ‚‹ๅ›ฃไฝ“ใ€ๆ—ฅๆœฌใซใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‹ใช๏ผŸไฝ•ใ‹ใ‚ขใƒ‰ใƒใ‚คใ‚นใใ‚ŒใŸใ‚Šใ€ๅŠฉใ‘ใฆใใ‚ŒใŸใ‚Šใ™ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‚ใญ

02.10.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ใใ‚Œใ€ใƒžใ‚ธใงๆ€–ใ„ใ‚ˆใญใ€‚๐Ÿ˜ข ใใ‚“ใช็›ฎใซ้ญใฃใฆใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใใ†ใ ใ€‚

ๅฝผๅฅณใฏไปŠใพใงใซใ‚‚ใฃใจใŸใใ•ใ‚“ใฎไบบใ‚’ๅ‚ทใคใ‘ใฆใใŸใฎใ‹ใชใ€‚ใพใ•ใ‹่‡ชๅˆ†ใฎๅญใซใพใงๆ‰‹ใ‚’ๅ‡บใ—ใŸใ‚Šใ—ใชใ„ใ‚ˆใญ๏ผŸ

02.10.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคค

02.10.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ๅฅฝๅƒ๐Ÿคค

02.10.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like you have a decent ้ฉฌๆญฅ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.09.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ใชใ‚‹ใปใฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ใ€€ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใณใฃใใ‚Šใ—ใŸใ€‚

ใ†ใพใใ„ใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†ใงใ™ใญใ€‚

27.09.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ไนณ้ฆ–ใซๆญฏใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ๐Ÿ˜ต

27.09.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it's toxic in large amounts? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

27.09.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜˜

26.09.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

26.09.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just use drunken teleport.

25.09.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in a chair in front of a bookshelf ALT: a man sitting in a chair in front of a bookshelf
25.09.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ใŠใฏใ‚ˆใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™๐ŸŒž

25.09.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.09.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ใ“ใ‚“ใฐใ‚“ใฏ! ๐Ÿ˜Š

24.09.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

่ฏด่ฐŽ่ฏ๏ผŒๅฐๅฟƒ่ˆŒๅคดๆ‰“็ป“ใ€‚

24.09.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you visit the sinkhole?

24.09.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ๅฏ็ˆฑ๐Ÿฅฐ

24.09.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ๆˆ‘้ƒฝๅƒ๐Ÿคค

24.09.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's good to be lazy every now and then. ๐Ÿ˜˜ Now excuse me I have some cake to taste ๐Ÿคค

24.09.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜†

24.09.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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