Two double yolk eggs in a row, what are the chances?? lmao
24.02.2026 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@candicewmoats.bsky.social
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Two double yolk eggs in a row, what are the chances?? lmao
24.02.2026 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now if you'll excuse me, I have a blood test in a couple hours to get ready for.
23.02.2026 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry for that huge rant, I'm just losing my mind and needed to vent without them hearing me venting. π€
23.02.2026 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dear PayPal,
There is no way in all the realms that I will accept crypto currency.
Stop asking me to.
Sincerely,
Fuck Off With That Noise, Esquire.
Isn't my family just fucking awesome???
23.02.2026 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that info is long gone, and I don't talk to my parents after they left me $3000 behind on bills, freshly laid off, with the expectation that I would let dad keep collecting disability benefits from my address so they could take off in a truck and fifth wheel trailer to disappear into the west coast.
23.02.2026 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0when I was a kid and students and teachers bullying me had me in constant eczema breakout. I wish I remembered the name of the family doctor from when I was under 7 years old, but it's been too long and between the epilepsy memory issues and the active trauma memory formation being what they are,
23.02.2026 16:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And please keep in mind that I am a 37 year old talking about a 42 year old and a 50 year old. We're not young, and they're both older than me. Thos entire situation is ridiculous and it's stressing me out so bad my family doctor sent me to a dermatologist cuz she's unfamiliar with my eczema from
23.02.2026 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I shouldn't feel the need to check the outside lock mechanism on the entry doors when they come home because she keeps LEAVING HER KEYS IN THE LOCK. I cannot keep doing this longterm, I am going to snap. So, eviction notice.
23.02.2026 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need roommates who don't require A SIGN ON THE WALL to remember to shut the fucking oven and burners off when they're done with then, because no matter how many times I asked, I kept finding them just... On. And unattended, and when asked about, the food was already made and "oops, sorry."
23.02.2026 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Google AI search summary claiming that "hearts and diamonds" "in the context of "bob dylan" "usually refers to" a song from blood on the tracks, but is also "intrinsically linked to Joan Baez's song 'diamonds and rust,'" which is total nonsense.
one way AI has fucked up search results is that -- to anthropomorphise AI a little -- it's a fucking poseur. when it doesn't know, it assumes a confident stance and says "oh, yeah, usually when people say that they mean this, check it out" and then just starts spewing bullshit
23.02.2026 15:37 β π 380 π 45 π¬ 12 π 6Who don't leave food out overnight, like 12 hours just sitting at room temperature and then try to offer for me to have some because "it's totally safe to not refrigerate stuff" even tho as little as 3 hours can make food potentially unsafe and may make you sick.
23.02.2026 15:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who don't assume "I gave money for it, so it doesn't matter that they said it wasn't ok to take their stuff and leave money for it without talking to them first", and whose food doesn't ALWAYS smell burnt, who don't smell like an entire perfume section in a department store.
23.02.2026 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need to have roommates who know how to wash dishes properly, who bother to learn where stuff goes, who know how to communicate and coordinate and don't accidentally eat my food because "I thought it was ours, I guess we cooked ours already and forgot."
23.02.2026 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0to actually care and do something about it. Change at the last minute isn't respect, it's scrambling fear of consequences for actions. There is no fixing this, we're incompatible as roommates and the verbal contract is getting a written, dated termination. End of subject.
23.02.2026 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They have come into the only REAL home I've ever known, and regardless of intent, have made it the most stressful place and taken away my feeling of safety and comfort. I don't care if they promise to change, I don't care if their behaviour does start altering finally. They had like 4 1/2 months
23.02.2026 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am done calmly pointing things out and asking for change, nothing has changed in months of asking and I am simply done letting them rent my spare room. This is the only real home I have truly had, I've lived here for 15 years, and previously we moved every 2-3 years with one 5 year exception.
23.02.2026 15:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0leave me coins on my desk without talking to me about it first even though I made it clear that I am not ok with that. I shouldn't be so stressed out in my own home that my stress-triggered eczema is freaking out all over my body for the first time in decades. I am going fucking insane.
23.02.2026 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0get me in trouble with the building manager who literally lives directly beside me on the side that room is on. I shouldn't have to constantly worry "did they accidentally cook MY meal for tonight again?" I shouldn't have to be paranoid in my own home that he's gonna take my pop from my stash and
23.02.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I shouldn't need to repeatedly point out that I keep having to rewash my dishes. I shouldn't keep having to point out things aren't getting put away where they have belonged for 10+ years. I shouldn't have to tell grown adults that stomping on the floor during an argument is not acceptable and will
23.02.2026 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm done, I wrote a boarder eviction notice and am giving then 2 months to find somewhere else, or I'll get the authorities involved. I'm constantly having to ask for things that 40+ year old people should know how to do and understand why things are unsafe and know how to safely thaw meat and just
23.02.2026 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm evicting my cousin and her boyfriend from my apartment. I'm sick of asking them to not leave food stuck on my dishes, not to put my dishes where they don't belong, to coordinate on groceries so all 4 roomies have equal fridge space, etc. But they don't care or change their behaviour.
23.02.2026 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bro stop attempting the spells in that grimoire you bought at the thrift shop, you keep turning yourself into an ant
19.02.2026 14:40 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1
Basic income strengthens the economy while lifting families out of poverty.
It's a win-win investment.
Can't wait to see Gogol Bordello in Toronto tomorrow night! π₯°
19.02.2026 22:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
'I'm a guy trying to be a nurse': Why Ford's OSAP changes may make it harder to get in-demand jobs
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19.02.2026 19:14 β π 4004 π 1272 π¬ 36 π 62So, my doctor called me back yesterday morning and got me in to see her same day, so rash cream prescription renewed. Also, we're sending me for a blood test and ultrasound for my longterm, near constant heartburn issue that's been going on for like 2 decades. So that's nice. βΊοΈ
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