I….can make this happen
03.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I….can make this happen
03.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello, son
03.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you."
from Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp. 1395 (S.D. Ga. 1996)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreie4y6mkmnyk4pvsfodaatkdlftd3nvmzqtohwljszagw56wy5ndly@jpeg)
On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you." from Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp. 1395 (S.D. Ga. 1996)
Charles, is the Motion to Kiss My Ass real? Of course it is.
03.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 103 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 1Has it been this way a while? I’ve found myself editing things way more often the last few weeks
03.03.2026 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
At a minimum a
I would like more information first.
For my money the greater Dallas-Fort Worth area has the worst vibes in the country, which is really saying something given the bespoke variations of awful on display coast to coast.
03.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Trash organization. Trash metroplex.
03.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I like that these guys are into violent regime change. Because *1990s style car alarm runs its full cycle*
03.03.2026 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t tell me this is Eric Karros’s son. That doesn’t help anyone
02.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s ground beef. Available at all supermarkets. Let me know if you need anything else
02.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Titans’ logo but with his hair as the flame
02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manifesting it as hard as I can!
02.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That used to be all the news was. “The whole town of so-and-so came together to make the world’s largest chicken tender.”
02.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Best one yet!
02.03.2026 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning.
02.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shane. Shane. Shane……
01.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s right! It’s a full-service job
01.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bartenders and general managers should be required to have a level of knowledge of cable/satellite channels as well as London cabbies know the map.
Golf channel? Yeah that’s 218 on directtv. 1036 on Xfinity. Click click click done
Should be a great final round with the wind up and tight grouping up top
01.03.2026 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sign on a wall reading Please only put toilet tissue down the toilet
*shits on the floor*
28.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Do not make the obvious joke thanks
28.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MikeGinMD in the streets; Mike Washington in the sheets?
28.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tick-tock MFer
28.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The word was so good it broke contain. Chalk it up as a lesson learned, kiddos
28.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 060° and sunny? Going for one of the longest walks in recorded human history
28.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Under normal circumstances I refuse. But this field…
28.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The kids are calling him Beau Sauceler
28.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OPERATION BRUH
28.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The squirrels are out and they are famished.
28.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0