Mike G mikeginmd - Bluesky Statics

I'm usually a sucker for cute dogs. But today was ridiculous amazon!

#outage #selfpublishing

05.03.2026 20:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The USA Network is doing valuable service for the Arsenal and #sadfan fan groups

Lingering shots of befuddled Spurs supporters and giddy Palace fans

05.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t relate

05.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao

05.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Caught a thread about it on Reddit. Seems to be an ongoing issue for the last few hours.

05.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tottenham Hotspur: a story of two acts.

05.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fans leaving the stadium before the half. Down 3-1 at home and down a man it seems

05.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Respectfully, I beg to differ

05.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tottenham getting relegated when Arsenal win the league….. can you imagine?

05.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Trying to buy something on Amazon (yeah, yeah) and they have some weird global outage going on. Prices don’t show up, nor does my display name. And I try to check out an get an error page with dogs on it. Iran? Vibe-coding gone wrong?

05.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t worry too much for Kristi. She always keeps a stiff upper lip, a stiff lower lip, stiff cheeks, stiff brow, etc

05.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

70s and low 80s coming this weekend. That could be it

05.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

March 5th

05.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

March 5th

05.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They aired him out on national TV so I think that’s safe to say

05.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aero….aerotyne

05.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me check…. Nope didn’t make it there though I would love to some day! Lol

04.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To answer the question I am sure most of you had but were afraid to ask. Yes, I am wearing shorts and will be until around October

04.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LMAO

04.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re telling me Puerto Rico is Open?

04.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The little guy mean-mugging is killing me

04.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing that bothered me about my now retired NFL bot. Not one person commented about my use of Tecmo Super Bowl imagery for the avatar and background. I thought for sure it would be part of its charm

04.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

03.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 2603 🔁 240 💬 44 📌 14

Maybe the “ceaselessly harass all brown people” campaign is not a winner

04.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Texas Good

04.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your moment of zen

04.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heh. You first, lady

04.03.2026 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I….can make this happen

03.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello, son

03.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you." from Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp. 1395 (S.D. Ga. 1996)

Charles, is the Motion to Kiss My Ass real? Of course it is.

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