Shut the hell up

PUNKED*

I’m being linked by a Canadian but two can play

When there’s less than 15 clown depictions in a room on my grandparents house it’s like. Where are the other 9-15 clowns

It seems archaic that you can’t listen to a voicemail you left to someone else

Would you guys ever go on survivor I’m getting really into survivor and I love Jeff probst

Jojo Siwa is the Charlie Chaplin of dancing .

It’s like asking Has anyone seen my old friend peso dollar I can’t believe he was called that

Trying to look up a guy I used to know but it turns out is name is essentially two Asian currencies and I just keep getting conversion charts

There is a local theater near me that is awesome except that it only ever buys the movies I don’t want to see, I’m looking for one battle after another and all they got is Now You See Me 1000

People going to space to see new stuff when we literally have volcanoes and molten lava right here in river city. Nothing on the moon is crazier than a volcano

Anti HRT legislation crazy when you consider the medical malpractice that has led to many medical advancements. You can’t treat my body like a science experiment if I don’t get to

Awesome stuff going on in r/spiders

This happened to my buddy

One day sarebear we will be irl buddies

I’m gonna barf

Dream day

I’m not over them drilling random unbrushable grooves into my teeth when I was a kid and not being under for 13 pulled

Going to the dentist for the first time in 7+ years soon and treating them like a chiropractor. If you wanna fuck my shit around I’m going to need an explanation from a vetted textbook . Prove you’ve earned my wisdom teeth with evidence

Huh I thought that might teleport some to my house

Yum yum gimme sum

YUM

YSSE

Sometimes you will see a picture of yourself from an angle you didn’t know you had and you will learn a little better how you appear in the world but you’ll never know quite as well as a life long friend

Kind of awesome that anyone you’ve lived with for a few years has likely looked at you more than you’ve looked at yourself and better knows how you look than you do

John Fetterman looks like something pennywise would disguise itself as

He’s so awesome

Something like this can be really devastating in the wrong day so you have to cover your bases when you’re joking about ghosts blasting around

I hope you see something so scary you can hardly believe it today

I’m really sorry to hear about that

Haunted tire? Maybe a ghost blasted out? Happy halloween!