Shut the hell up

Baltimore city never even stops pushing the limits of what qualifies as a street worthy street

Found out the orange chocolate truffle in a dollar store heart is peoples least favorite??? Is it really true for everyone? Orange is my #1 I always saved it for last as my fav

Baltimore city never stops pushing the limits of what qualifies as a “street worth vehicle”

He was crucified actually 😔

NYT will be like “you will not believe how democracy is crumbling. Anyway our next sponsor is Palantir.”

As a radical getter ridder of things, give yourself a month of each season and if you don’t use it in the month (unless it’s special occasion), get rid of it even if you like it. Soften the blow and give it to someone you like

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Finally some good news!

Yes 😔

What do you guys want from me

I can’t wait to go to the library later

Awesome

I met a guy who single handedly did extensive archival extensive research of Swedish letters to see how a completely forgotten practice (feeding livestock pollard trees) just to pay homage to the fact that it happened before he started doing it

You really have to keep your wits about you around farmers bc they will just be saying things like “people used to train a tree to grow in an arch so their descendants they’d never meet could have and arched door one day.” And then just move right on

We can compare notes on aurora, Sunday mix, and flamingo feather I’m growing them too 😺😺😺

Their stock and dianthus this year are also very compelling!

I seriously think about this often

Yeah I’m going to adopt a kid with a name and rename them this

Got winded trying to make my cat hyper

AGAVE syrup I mean!!!

An amazing woman at my college would make it with honey and grapes on top . If it please the court

Maximillian is an all time goated name to me

I seriously don’t know what you mean by this

I can’t imagine what would possess someone to name a child Knarf

YESSSSS I LOVE THEM

I wake up at any sound in the world and have nightmares every time I dream but I love sleeping so much I can’t imagine how a normal sleeper must feel

Every day I will come home from work and tell my gf I’m going to go shower then she will be sitting on the couch and I will show her pictures of piebald deer and recap the news for 20 minutes while standing next to the couch and not showering

I spend 20% of my days being strange and quiet which is touch bc once you establish yourself in a new space on a strange and quiet day it becomes difficult to be like “just kidding everyone!”

Newfangled litterboxes are out of control. You’d think my cat was going on an Apollo mission

Exactly right