Grandfather (grandfather)

YES

it can also just be bc ur adjusting to your contact rx, i know my contacts are a little bit stronger than my glasses and when i started wearing contacts it kind of threw my brain for a loop for a little bit. also +1 on having peripheral vision, it should subside but if it doesn't def talk to ur opto

me except how would i convince someone that i was a time traveler from the future and im trying to prevent 9/11

the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

taking notes 📝📝

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

where flavortown asks us to go we must follow ......

6 Things You Can Do to Secure Your Phone as You Reenter the Country After Traveling In some instances, government agents can search your digital devices legally after an international trip

Dystopia is the AARP advising older Americans about how to live in a police state
www.aarp.org/travel/trave...

omg..... sensational

An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.

bunny

lrt the way i was just having that convo with a friend yday. and the timing is terrible considering the rise of fascism globally and just uh the dunce who's in the oval office rn of it all. can francis pull a jesus and say lol im back just kidding

The backlash to Francis will be severe soon, I think. I suspect the Church is going to "go with the winds" and elect someone with more traditional credentials, someone who will collaborate with the far-right more readily and not be weighed down by motioning towards tolerance. But the backlash is—

i am also wondering this but one of my coworkers said it wasn't that bad! he's a big horror buff tho so idk what his tolerance level is snfndbb

truly spectacular andbdbbf. i don't have any drinking glasses rn bc all of the cheap ones i bought broke (surprise) so i imagine holographic coraline may get some intended use until i buy new glasses

i acquired one against my will the other day at the movies when i bought a soda and they gave it to me in a holographic coraline cup. for some reason

jon bois is in fact my favorite

why date everyone in the friend group one at a time and slowly alienate then when u can date all of them at once

how do i send this tiktok to my therapist, a 50-60 yr old Man

overheard these two people talking about the new ashnikko single and they were like "omg have you heard it???? it's so cunty!!!" like god bless. nature is healing etc etc

god's gonna meet ME and wish he never had

gotta risk it for the biscuit (accruing fame and prestige on everyone's favorite short form video platform)

big pharma when i catch you....

what if we all went back to bed. how about that

when am i gonna run into u on the light rail asking ppl for their hot takes

my 1999 chevy malibu actually got a Part Recall Notice bc if ur keychain was too heavy your key could just fall out of the ignition while the engine was running. cool design feature mr chevrolet if that's even your real name