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Your friendly neighborhood sarcastic asshole. Oh, and artist and twitch steamer. twitch.tv/messyredstudios Apagender/nonbinary She/they/he or whatever you throw at me Bi/pan and all that jazz.

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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

09.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7165    ๐Ÿ” 2009    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 203

Nick Frost fucking GUTTED me. I mean, I'm upset about the others, but Frost? Oh, and Warwick Davis reprising his role is also super upsetting.

10.10.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What would be amazing is if they award it to Greta for her work on the flotilla. Trump would be extra pissed.

09.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.

09.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Come chill with me while I finish up the side quests in Ghostwire: Tokyo!

www.twitch.tv/messyredstud...

09.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's an Aquabats kind of today. Jamming out to Pizza Day rn.

09.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something I've definitely gotten better at since joining this app is alt text/ image descriptions. Ngl, they used to intimidate me. I worried that I wasn't describing the image properly or well enough. Or that I was describing it too well.

08.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bird sitting on top of a rock with the words " the cirrrrcle of liife " above it Alt: A gif of the scene from Disney's The Lion King where Rafiki stands on top of a cliff and holds the lion cub Simba up for everyone to see. The text at the bottom says "the cirrrrcle of life" circle has 4 Rs to denote the way it's sung as this is the lyric from the song that plays in this scene.
08.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today is gonna be rough. I barely slept. My sleep score was 50.

Even with my insomnia I'm usually over 65. Oof.

08.10.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're latch key kids. We're good at adapting.

07.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently I didn't eat enough today because I'm starving and it's not even 6pm. I'm usually not even hungry until at least 6:30. But, I'm still trying to decompress from work. Rude.

07.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly.

07.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I'll have to let my brother, who is married to a woman and has 2 kids, know that apparently since he lives in the city he's actually a single gay man.

07.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, nonsense like that is part of why I stopped using dating apps. I'll just be alone, it's less stressful.

07.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STDs can fuck off, but covid can come right in!

07.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to capitalism where we have a patient who went back to work with a chemo pump on because their FMLA ran out. I offered to do the paperwork for an extension since cancer qualifies, but they declined my offer as an extension doesn't mean a paycheck.

07.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning, babes!! Hope everyone has a decent day.

07.10.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made with love, intention, and a little bit of magic ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ’ซ may they bring peace, protection, and positive energy into your space.

07.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best vacations I've ever had was to Chicago. I even thought about moving there. It was a fleeting thought, but I did decide, if I ever left Florida I'd want to go to Chicago.

07.10.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Judge Diane Goodsteinโ€™s home burns to ground after ruling against Trump Judge Diane Goodstein's husband was among those injured after he jumped from the burning house.

So everyone on the right so upset about the political violence of Charlie Kirkโ€™s murder (even before we knew the facts) is going to speak out loudly and clearly about this too, right?

06.10.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 749    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Hooray! Insomnia strikes again!

Nothing like still being awake 1 1/2 hours before your first alarm goes off. Fun times.

06.10.2025 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo, that looks delicious. Yes please.

06.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm exhausted and wide awake at the same time.

I just want to sleep! Fucking insomnia is being rude.

05.10.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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7๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŒŸ

05.10.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of Messy Red Studios' tent at an outdoor market

Photo of Messy Red Studios' tent at an outdoor market

Table with handmade items at the market

Table with handmade items at the market

Market table with 2 jewelry spinners and some ring dishes

Market table with 2 jewelry spinners and some ring dishes

Halloween market, babes!!

04.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really have to finish the jewelry I need to make for my Market tonight. Nothing like last minute crafting. I only have a few hours before I need to pack up and head out, and I still haven't eaten. Lol welcome to my life. Just call me Last Minute Lucy I guess.

04.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything this regime does is straight out of the Abuser 101 handbook. That's why I spotted Trump's bullshit from day 1, because I lived through abuse.

04.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You werenโ€™t โ€œlow-maintenanceโ€.

You were starving yourself of care.

You werenโ€™t โ€œresilientโ€.

You were burned out.

You werenโ€™t โ€œbad at intimacyโ€.

You were forced to perform it.

They thought you didnโ€™t want connection.

But you needed it more than anyone.

Thatโ€™s autism.

04.10.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 192    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Focusing on side quests tonight. Cone hang out while I play Ghostwire: Tokyo.

www.twitch.tv/messyredstud...

02.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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messyredstudios - Twitch 18+ | He's a Cold Harbor Snake ... @kriz1985 @castielkenobi

Yo!! It's time for ESO!!

www.twitch.tv/messyredstud...

01.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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