Brian Foley

If this doesn’t earn him a Nobel Peace Prize, I don’t know what will.

That’s so weird. ChatGPT assured Hegseth that this would work.

So Operation Drunken Cohost was a huge mistake? Huh.

Oh well. They are just a bunch of suckers and losers anyway.

That is so clearly fake. Trump is way fatter than that.

Oh no you don't. You're not blaming this idiot on the education system. She failed her GED test 3 times.

Not a chance in hell. Little Mike can’t afford to lose another vote. Only way he leaves is if there’s so much heat on him he resigns to escape it. Not bloody likely.

F. For getting away with it.

Kristi Noem's embarrassing 'mystery bag' to blame for midair meltdown: report New, potentially embarrassing details have emerged about a midair incident involving Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her senior adviser Corey Lewandowski.According to published reports, Le...

Oh, sorry to break the news. Most people assume that the bag contains sex toys and the like. No one needs to think about Kristi's strap-on collection when they are trying to sleep.

She's a goner. Willingly or not.

Come on now. They aren't all wife beaters. There are a whole lot of incels in that group too.

I can never figure out how someone this stupid can make it through daily life, much less become a member of the U.S. Congress.

Liver is just nasty. Nasty taste. Nasty smell.

Probably because you read about Kristi Noem's "special" bag, and now you can't stop picturing its freaky contents.

She has a lot of bags of sex toys that need transporting.

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Greatest TV Series To Get Only A Single Season, Animated Division.

"I'm sorry. I was reading an email. What did you say?"

I'm old.

Hmm. I think they all just went back to their NHL teams. I know Brock Nelson did, because he played against Utah last night.

That's nice. Good win for the Dubs without their best players tonight, huh?

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"Sean Connery" is so proud.

Apparently Melania came up with a new demand before she would have sex with her husband again.

Whew! That's bad. But Pitino has endured much worse. On December 9th, 1989, he came into Allen Fieldhouse to face #2 Kansas and left with the worst loss in Kentucky history. Pitino was completely outgunned but insisted on playing his full court press all game and got run out of the building, 150-95.

I was j/k, and I was referring to the dirty FLOTUS comment, not the one about Aaron Rodgers' old GF.