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Promotional movie-style poster for Momma’s Boy, the Jason Voorhees–inspired horror/sci-fi dildo from Monster Cocks. Designed in the style of a gritty 1980s slasher film poster, the artwork features a shadowy forest campsite at dusk. A glowing campfire burns near a yellow tent, where the silhouetted figure of a topless woman can be seen inside, suggestively arching backward. From the right side of the image, a looming figure watches from the shadows, and a massive machete slices into frame, dripping with blood and etched with the title Momma’s Boy in gritty red lettering. Below, the tagline “CUMMING SOON!” appears in bold white type, followed by fake slasher-style movie credits. The poster serves as an official launch teaser for the Monster Cocks premium platinum silicone dildo—handmade with grotesque detail and inspired by Friday the 13th’s legendary killer. The visual blends horror/sci-fi nostalgia, sexploitation parody, and adult novelty branding.

Retro-style movie poster for Screamer, a horror/sci-fi dildo by Monster Cocks inspired by the Scream franchise. The image features the legs of a seductive figure in red heels, standing with spread thighs and lacy red panties pulled down mid-thigh. Framed between her legs is the unmistakable Ghostface mask from Scream, highlighted in blood-red tones. The stylized, vintage grindhouse aesthetic mimics 1980s slasher and sexploitation film posters, complete with distressed paper texture and oversized title text in bold red letters reading Screamer at the top. Faux production credits line the bottom, parodying traditional movie billing blocks with adult-horror twists. This poster teases the launch of The Screamer—a platinum silicone dildo hand-sculpted in grotesque detail by Monster Cocks, fusing erotic parody with horror/sci-fi collector aesthetics. It’s part of a collectible poster series celebrating each Monster Cocks product with cinematic flair.

Every Monster Cock comes with a killer backstory…
And we give it the movie poster treatment it deserves.

Which one of these MC original horror launch posters is your fave?

🪓 Momma’s Boy – The lake's favorite son

🔪 Screamer – One call away from climax

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The Coffin Grinder in a Witches Brew Highlight!

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Customs made on Thursday for shipping today!

Customs made on Thursday for shipping today!

A good Friday to you all!

The bards hope that you have a great weekend ahead of you, and that you get some good vibes in!

We will be decorating our place for spooky season this weekend, which is a great start for us!

But first more cute monsters over here! 🤣

Here's a better look at Sarah!
She's a hard-working lady, and her strong body reflects that. She even braids her tail to have it out of the way. 😏

Which hole you goin' for first? 👀
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Come play in the Pumpkin Patch 😉

Drop now live!
Halloween tricks and treats galore are now in the Lab shop 🎃 👻
I’ll be taking these to MIT Market tomorrow, so don’t hang around if there’s anything you have your heart set on 👀

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Ya'll ain't ready for this coming Wednesday's Spooky Drop! 😍👻 The official preview at SquidlyCo.com should be up and running by late Sunday Evening! 🙌🫶 #dongsky #toydrop

We really digg this combination of colors, and are glad that people are picking them to go together!

And the dragon wears it quite well!

Medium Dragon, Marbled fade of White Violet glow and Oracle!

Thank you so much for yesterday's drop everyone! 💕

If you're looking to treat yourself, we still have tons of lovely offerings still in stock to pick up over the weekend.

🐺 The pack is complete 🐺

Enjoy 20% off with our Lycan Bundle! 🔥

Medium Dragontail, Highlight of Scarab over Seawitch

What that mouth do? 😏

Splish splash they were taking a bath! Drop incoming this Friday at 7pm CST!
#sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #silicone #bodysafe

Copper plug

🍂 Antique Mechanism : the new monochrome at 15% off is perfect for the season of falling leaves
🎃 You’ll also find it featured in the new Halloween colors: Equinox and Elixir.
The “buy 3, get the 4th free” promotion also applies to the new Halloween collection.

Spooky sale! Select items are 30% off until Sunday. No coupons needed 🩵
#dildo #nsfwtoy #insertable #indietoy #fantasytoy

Customs poured on Tuesday for shipping today!

Happy Humpday, and the official beginning of spooky season!

What a great combination of a day!

We are spending our day listening to Halloween playlists, while we pour things and do our regular shipping! 😁

Also another cute group of customs below!

🎉👻HAPPY SPOOKY TIMES! Let's Celebrate with a BOGO Flash Sale on all Squishes! Buy 1 In-Stock Squish (Mini Falkors, Blobby Gills, Baby Cthulhus, or Nautilus Desk Buddies) and get a second Mystery Squish FREE! No Code Needed - Sale Ends at Midnight PST! 👻🎉 #spookyseason #happyoctober #dongsky

Some crazy marbling for the folks that like darker palettes (it's also UV reactive!)

We're having our next drop tomorrow, and we have a lovely group of wispy white through a muted pastel fade with subtle blue sparkles.

Drops October 2nd @ 20:00/8pm CEST/2pm EST

All Soft firmness.

Black Opal 🖤

This highlight over Kyno 🥰

Tiny terror Tuesday once again, this time we got a shocker! #dongs

Check out this Gideon's muzzle colouration 🔥

Catch a deal this week during our 20% off freshers week sale! Exclusive to new and existing newsletter subscribers, sign up and receive the code straight to your inbox.

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Code expires 11:59PM October 11th

There’s a sprinkling of handpaints as well as some UV reactive ‘Nuclear Soup’ pours dropping in this Friday’s Halloween collection at 6pm BST 🎃

This is awesome. Floppy is perfect. Can’t wait

A spooky season edition toy is coming…

A recent pour of our Carpenter model, up on the site soon..ish #dongs

3 Faeles fantasy dildos lined up, viewed in side profile. It has a tapered, phallic head crowned with soft bumps, a long shaft with a curve to the top half, and a furry flared base. There's skin texture, bumps, and ridges down the shaft.

The Faeles dildo pictured at an angle to show off the medial ring ridge halfway down the shaft.

A closer view of the head, which is detailed with bumps and a urethral divot.

Three angles of the Faeles dildo to show its textured surface from the back, side, and underside.

Our newest fantasy model: Faeles!

This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base.

You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter...

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The Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls standing upright. It has a phallic head, a long curved shaft, and two large hand-sculpted skulls in place of balls.

The Calaveras pictured from the side. This one is poured in orchid, uv green, and vivid indigo.

The Calaveras pictured on its side from below. The phallic head comes to somewhat of a point, with a crown swooping out to frame it.

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This is the Calaveras. (Measurements in the next post.) Hand-poured with soft, body-safe silicone!

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